WP: "I thought it was a fairy tail, until I tried to find it in the woods. Turns out it's a fucking real tail!"

You know when you stare into your reflection, you see a perfect reflection of yourself? Well, I was sitting on the couch staring into my reflection, and I could see myself in my reflection. So I tried to find it in the woods, and I couldn't find it, and I called the police, and I waited for them to show up. I waited for them to show up, and when the first guy showed up, he was a pretty fit guy with a really nice body, and a really nice face. Then I realized, that he was probably just a really fit guy, and that his body was even more toned than my body. I was just standing there with my body perfectly fine, and then suddenly, I looked up to my reflection and I saw a perfect reflection of myself, but instead of being disappointed because I could've done better, I was actually kinda proud. I wanted to share this with somebody else, and I'm writing this because I had a dream that I just had, and it made me sad.