I HATE email

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BONTO! was sooo good. Like it really improved the Slorpiness.
- No way! BONTO! was just the enshitfication of Slorp by a private equity firm.
- <unwarranted rage No way, BONTO! sucked. You couldn't even Slorp your entire friends list anymore, and they added all of those BONTOgrams for no reason. We disagree on a topic, so I despise you now and your entire genetic line. </rage
  But you should really try NeWSlarP, a FLOSS fork of Slorp by the original developer that brings back both SlorpTokens and Schlarpmänner!
  
  unwarranted rage No way...
  ... </rage
  This is the wildest syntax I've ever seen! At first, I thought it was unparsable nonsense. Then I realized that your tags are capital-letter-terminated. Is this from a language I don't know or have you unwittingly cooked up a piece of a cursed programming language? If the latter, I propose Slorp as its name.
  
  Closing > for the tag is left as an exercise for the reader.
  unwarranted is a property of the rage tag (the properties are declared before the tag name)
  
  This... This isn't something you can actually do in HTML is it? I've been doing web development for years and I feel like I'm about to learn some horrifically cursed knowledge...
  
  Nope, it's a CHTML extension. C for cursed, although that's redundant.
  HTML goes <br>
  
  HTML goes <br>
  I'm not sure if that's a "machine goes brrrrrr" joke or not. If it is, it's brilliant. XD
  
  oh thank fuck
  
  Closing > for the tag is left as an exercise for the reader.
  Lmao that's great
  
  The real answer is that when I closed the tags, they didn't show up in the comment. So I left them open, because it looked utterly ridiculous. But I like your interpretation way better!
  
  Probably needed to escape them with
  
  Your end tag for rage is the wrong way and I do hate you and your entire genetic line now
  
  Are we just turning into the bug aliens from Rick and Morty?
- I prefer Slurm, myself.
  
  You jest but...
  
  Enshittification never sleeps, stealing all ideas that it can possibly get away with!
- As a top 1% graaaaj user, I always felt bad for you guys. You should migrate to graaaaj, we have asparagus!

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