Bring them back!!!
Bring them back!!!
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Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
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Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
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Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn't stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
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We're not talking dogs here.
We're taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.
No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
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Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
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Also Goose can do it
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Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10'000 years of haphazard breeding.
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Why not just get a pet turkey?
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They are ugly and stupid
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And delicious.
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127 comments