TIL about Muppet, Vulcan and Chicken Claws - different ways to hold chopsticks

Direct Links:

• https://marcosticks.org/poster-ten-thousand-ways-to-use-chopsticks/
• https://marcosticks.org/family-tree-of-alternative-grips/

I was taught the "Weak Standard Grip" ...thanks, I guess? XD

How are y'all holding them?