topless blond woman (or top view of naked woman) with large breasts looking at viewer expressing no emotion (save maybe curiosity)

It reads similarly to how I describe things for the visually impaired. I’m not sure how well picture porn works for disabled folks but I like OP’s spirit. Everyone deserves to come.

He's a prompt engineer

I don't think so, but I'm not sure.

The image at least 5 years old.

No, it's Rosy O'Brien from a set that's at least 12 years old: https://www.babepedia.com/gallery/Rosy_O/371353