Stupid fucking fish making me have back problems and depression

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

-Douglas Adams

- Agreed, Adams was a genius with an incredible sense of humour. When I was 12 years old I started reading the HHGTTG books and I loved them all. The Dirk Gently books were tremendous fun as well. But the real hidden gem was his book about animals going extinct (Last chance to see). A friend of mine taped a reading session of Adams at his university in Germany back in the day. He later converted it to mp3 files and many years later I still love listening to that gig every few months or so. Let me know if you'd like a copy of it.

Get fucked coelacanth

This is all your fault, fish face.

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Coming out of the lake and I've been doing just fineGotta gotta get out because I wanna walk
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maybe that's the exact moment when the back problems and depression started

Do you even lift bro?

Seriously though, doing some exercise could fix both of those problems. Kicking extinct fish doesn't count.

Nah, exercise makes me even more miserable
- If you say so. However, feel free to be one of those people who discover later in life how their quality of life drastically went up with a bit of jogging or going to the gym. "If I had figured this out younger, I would have ..." and so on.