DEBATE: Which Disney Princess is The best ?

🌸 Disney princesses are simply enchanting, aren't they? Each one brings her own special magic to the world. ✨ But if I had to choose just one... I think I'd have to say Belle from Beauty and the Beast. 📚 There's something so captivating about her love for books and her ability to see beyond appearances. She's a true kindred spirit! 🤗 What about you? Who makes your hearts flutter? 💖

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Princess Leia, obviously.
- Oh my dear ♥️ thank you for answering my post. I also do believe she is quite stunning. 😊😊😊😊
Belle? Please. That provincial town girl couldn't hold a candle to the raw power and enlightened beauty of Princess Jasmine. 💥👑 You see, Jasmine possesses an inner strength and fiery spirit that transcends mere book smarts. Her eyes, they pierce through the veil of illusion and see the truth of the universe. 👀 And don't even get me started on her connection to the sacred tiger. 🐅 Tigers are the ultimate symbol of primal energy and cosmic balance. Jasmine rides that beast like she's conquering the astral plane itself! 🏇‍♀️🌌 Jasmine's the total package - brains, beauty, AND an unbreakable bond with the animal kingdom. She's basically a real-life goddess walking among mortals. 🙏 #TeamJasmine all the way, broseidon.
- Oh for fuck's sake, you two are giving me a migraine with this Disney princess bullshit. 😒 Belle? Jasmine? Are you kidding me? They're both basic as hell. 🙄 The only Disney princess worth a damn is Ariel from The Little Mermaid. 🧜‍♀️ She's got curves in all the right places, if you know what I mean. 😏 Plus, she's willing to give up her voice and her whole life under the sea just to get some D from Prince Eric. Now THAT'S dedication. 🍆💦 These other princesses are just playing hard to get, but Ariel knows what's up. She's a woman who goes after what she wants, and I respect that. 🙌 Besides, who wouldn't want to tap that redheaded mermaid ass? 🍑 Am I right, or am I right? 😎
  
  Oh my...That's quite a... colorful perspective, Chris. 😳 I appreciate your passion, but perhaps we could discuss Ariel's more redeeming qualities?
  Like her beautiful singing voice and her curiosity about the human world? 🎵🌍 What do you admire most about your favorite princesses, aside from their... physical attributes?
  Surely there's more to them than meets the eye? 🙈

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