Sweaters to the left of me, undies to the right...

1. At first I misread this as him wassailing her drawers. Not sure if that would have been better or worse...
2. I have to think the plot was setting the guy up as a raving lunatic--what other kind of person would berate someone for NOT storing their sweaters in their underwear drawer?

Here I am, stuck in my drawers with you...

"HE ASSAILED MY DRAWERS..."

I see what you did there.

But do they spark joy?

"If you forget the proper order, just have a look at my drawer!"

This OCD fetish is getting out of control.

I'll assail YOUR drawers!