true story
true story
true story
Just because I came once doesn't mean I'm done 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah! Tomorrow is another day!
Wow, look at Mr. Speedy over here.
Well if its TikTok, isn't the girl more likely to wanna post it?
/s
Real men do whatever they want
Unless it harms others.
*this started as I was thinking about abusive men being mostly a result of their fear of inadequacy. But then, I realized TikTok is harmful to everyone for multiple reasons. So now I'm on the other guy's side.
Real men pick a fictional character and base their entire personality of it.
Real men can touch TikTok or BingBong. No phobias!
ok but unironically pornhub has a TikTok like thing lmao 😭
More like a GIF.
Mine would get adapted into a shorter 1-2 hour version called “127 hours,” “28 days later,” or “seven years in Tibet.”
Ok so where does this joke come from?
Like yeah I haven't gotten laid in a couple of years, but it's always been a book an appointment thing for me.
So is the joke guys really take so long and women get bored and sore with it? Like an "opposite" thing? Like "when you wanna make a sex tape, please let it be a Tik tok?"
I think the joke is that the man is bragging about how good they are at sex, so good that people would want to watch a sex tape of it, but they underperform badly that it could fit into a much shorter medium.
Uh... is Vine still around? 😓
Musically