Have you assholes never heard of Chain of Command?!?!
Have you assholes never heard of Chain of Command?!?!
Thanks to @JordanLaFordan over on Mastodon for shooting this over to me. Far too accurate.
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I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done
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Life is a lottery where we feel like we're winning all the time until we eventually lose.
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"Have you tried adding tardigrade DNA to your genes? I know it sounds radical, but don't knock it 'till you've tried it."
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My favorite part of that plot was how Starfleet somehow doesn't care that he genetically modified himself to gain superpowers, but multiple other people almost get the boot for something their parents did.
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genetically modified himself to gain superpowers,
To be fair, said superpowers weren't the kind of thing that would make him a viable supersoldier or unstoppable terrorist like Kahn.
Admiral: About this Stamets guy, can we review the footage of his illegal genetic modification powers?
:: watches video log of Stamets taking Discovery through shroom-space ::
Admiral: Ow, fuck, that looks incredibly painful. These mods are only good for this one task? And he can only do it with that machine, from that room, on that specific ship? And he's okay with doing this to himself every time?! Yeah, we're good.
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It does help if you're the only one who can successfully operate top secret technology.
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I figured getting their asses handed to them by the klingons helped.
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...Is this a meme or a cry for help?
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Wait a second... I'm pretty sure Stamets wasn't in that TNG episode.
No no, none of this makes sense now. I don't accept it.
You know what you've done now?
You've disappointed Captain Jellico.
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I think that would be like allowing a Linux newbie sudoers access.
Seems good in theory, disastrous in practice
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"It's a chain I beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here"
Do you wanna run this ship?
Yes
Well... you can't.