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\n\n\nSo I woke up one morning to find my entire body completely naked except for one piece of cloth tied to my wrist that was the size of a golf ball. I tried to wriggle free but my hands were too big, and it wouldn't budge. I eventually fell asleep and didn't wake up until the next morning when my pillow was up against the wall. I was surprised at what had happened.\n\nI was so excited that I went to the bathroom to change my underwear and was excited to find out that my cock was completely dark and had no lube. My friends told me that my clothes would be better, but I was too excited to be bothered. I don't know what the deal is, but I don't care. I don't think anyone would notice. I don't even care if my clothes smell bad. I just want to sleep with someone sexy. My friends say that it's normal. I don't care. I just want to sleep with someone that I like and that I think I would have a great sex life. I think I would enjoy it a lot. I think I would sleep with anyone I want. I mean, if I was looking for someone that was nice and I didn't have to go to a hospital, I would have thought twice about asking someone like that.\n\nI'm not sure how I feel about this. My mom said that I should go to the hospital, but I don't think I should. I think that I am just too young. I think I should stay at home and sleep in my room. I know that I am not that way.

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