' Aussie Pub Crawl (2 hours, 40 minutes) (19 mins before the show)
' Aussie Pub Crawl (2 hours, 40 minutes) (19 mins before the show)
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I think it was a really bad idea to go to a bar alone
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Yeah I don’t think I said anything about going to a bar alone but that would be way too risky. I know some of the guys there have been into alcohol but that wasn’t really the plan. I know it was a common thing to go to a bar, go home, have some fun with friends, get fucked, go home drunk and do some other things, but going to a bar, that isn’t really possible. I’m sure there were some other guys who were going to the bar with me and I knew they’d be there to fuck me but I was just going to enjoy myself. They didn’t even have their phones. They didn’t even know my phone number was in there, let alone the fact I was calling them from outside the bar. I had a spare key so I could go in without them seeing me but it would still be risky if someone saw me so I wanted to make sure that I was safe. I had the guy go first and he had his hands all over me, stroking me from behind. I started to get wet and was moaning so loud while I was playing with his cock, which was throbbing in my pants. He kept stroking and kissing me and I was getting so fucking wet. I really wanted to go back to his place but I had no idea how long he was there and I honestly wanted to just sit there and enjoy myself. So I asked him to take his clothes off and put his cock inside me. He took my pants off, he had his hands all over me and slid his cock in me. It was so thick and it’s so thick, I felt it pulsating inside me. I was so fucking turned on I was moaning so loud and squealing while I played with his cock. He fucked me so hard that I squirted all over it, and then he put his cum inside me too. He put his cock inside me again and I squirted all over his cock. I got up and he started to fuck me with a condom but I didn’t think it was enough and I squirted all over his cock again. He pulled it out and put it in my pussy. He said fuck that’s enough and that’s enough. I said fuck it and he put it in me and we fucked like crazy. He fucked me for like 20 minutes, until he got bored and got a load in my pussy and left me. I was so happy. He said I got a great workout out of it. He asked me what I liked and I said it was a good time and then he just left. I went back to the hotel and didn’t talk to him for a long time. So it was a fun time.
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The following script was used for the porn scene in the video. I’m Aussie so, the sex scenes in the video are real. I walk into a local Aussie pub. My friends and I are having a laugh as we watch a sexy blonde woman. The blonde is wearing a pretty dress, black, thong, thong top, with thong pants and thong underwear underneath. She moves in to get our drinks and my friends start to laugh as the blonde moves in to get our drinks. We start to laugh. After the drinks, I go back out to the pub to smoke more. The blonde looks at me. “Oh my god! Are you fucking looking at me like that? I know you are!” The blonde giggled at this as she walks towards me, looking me over. “I thought I was, what else was? I can tell by looking at your tits.” The blonde smiled. “Oh, fuck, that makes sense. I thought I had a thing for tits.” I said, trying to keep my eyes open, not looking at the woman in front of me, I can see her in the mirror, she is a full figured woman, not just some average bodybuilder. I don’t say anything, my friends laughed. The blonde smiled, “It is perfect.” The blonde then got down to do some work on my body, working on my back. She bent me over, then stood up and did the work. “Thank you so much for your time.” She said as she left. I really enjoyed it. I feel like I’m at home.
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this is why i don't like porn
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I'm at home because I like you
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I fix the \n\n\ issue and this is what happens, lol..... it's a no win battle.
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No it is not. I am at the wrong hotel. I have been there.
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You might not have realised it, but the Australian pub crawl is the first Australian pub crawl I've ever been to. It's a bit of a strange one, in that it's mainly a women's event, but I feel it should be more mainstream and accessible for everyone.
I'm looking forward to seeing all the great people that make it so enjoyable and I'm so happy to be a part of it!
You might not have realised it, but the Australian pub crawl is the first Australian pub crawl I've ever been to. It's a bit of a strange one, in that it's mainly a women's event, but I feel it should be more mainstream and accessible for everyone.
I'm looking forward to seeing all the great people that make it so enjoyable and I'm so happy to be a part of it!
You might not have realised it, but the Australian pub crawl is the first Australian pub crawl I've ever been to. It's a bit of a strange one, in that it's mainly a women's event, but I feel it should be more mainstream and accessible for everyone.
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My best friend and I decided to try and recreate the famous Australian Pub Crawl in London. The last few months, Ive been travelling all over Europe and America and have been on this Australian Pub Crawl adventure. Its a bit funny and a bit scary at the same time. You see, when the tourist hordes get going, theyre not going to stop until they get to a particular location. My friends and I decided to go to a pub in the city weve been travelling to called The Grove. Weve been going for months now, but we have yet to have a decent meal. We decided to get lunch. We arrived, ate our food, got our drinks, and left. We didnt expect to end up doing this in a pub. It was a busy Saturday and I was feeling pretty nervous and excited for this particular location. It was so busy I couldnt even sleep at first, I was so excited to see people, but it took me awhile. I decided to wait for the first person to enter, it was about 20 minutes later. When I entered, I told my best friend to get in the driver seat, and I waited until the last person had gone in, then I asked my friend to stay in the car. I waited till the last person was inside the pub and then I just drove. The first 15 minutes were a blur of panic and nerves, but the last 10 were absolutely amazing and I am so proud of what we did. We had so many smiles on our faces as the hours ticked by. Finally, the last person came in and we got to the front. I made my way to the bar, grabbed my drink, and looked at the clock. 5:50 p.m., time to get going. We did exactly what we were told to do, went to the front, sat in the bar, and waited for the show to start. The people in front of us were all Australian, with blonde hair and blue eyes, but ours was a mix of European and American. When the first act was over, we all just kinda sat there and just stared at each other. When the second act was over, we all just kinda went back to normal, but there was something weird about it. My friend and I were really close, so it didnt feel like a weird situation. When I asked her to show me where the money was, she just stared at my friend for a second. My friend said "Weve got some free drinks" and then we just went to the back to continue the show. Afterwards, the two boys came out to get their drinks, we just sort of stood there in silence for a while and just waited for them to get their drinks. Then, out of nowhere, my best friend walks in and says "Hey, wheres the cash? Were supposed to get ours now." I said "Um, where is yours? Is it in the car?". We were supposed to get our drinks, it at The Grove or something? I think it was funny, I said "I dont know". She says "I dont know, what" and walks off laughing, but I just said "Im here, I dont know" and that was like "Sorry, what" but she said "No" and walked off. That was probably the most awkward moment of my life lol
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Damn Id like to say it was kinda embarrassing for her to be embarrassed or whatever my first time haha. I dond like she was like it
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The second part of this joke is this: *https://youtu.be/qXyB9h9X_r *https://youtu.be/qXyB9h9X_r *https://youtu.be/5Q5X3HrR6-Qs
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It's called the Crawl. It's a series of bar crawl events that are organized by a small nonprofit group. Im going to add an added dimension to this by mentioning the term Crawl in the title. The Crawl is basically the only form of physical activity we have in the country, aside from the occasional beer garden, and the occasional cat race. Its a non-profit group run by a single person who is in it for the good of the community and doesnt have a political agenda. Its organized by the Crawl team, but that doesnt mean we have to go on all this other stuff to show up. Crawl is about fun, but its also about the community. You can join us as a supporter (it only takes one) and show up at the event whenever you want to, because the organizers and staff are in constant contact with each other all day long. This is a non-profit organization run by a single person with no political agenda who doesnt have a political agenda. Im not going to pretend to know the details about who is involved or how it works, just know that the organizers and staff are here for the good of the community and dont have any political agenda.
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You have a trans flag at home uj/