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Your country has?

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Funny enough Muslim countries are more targeted by terrorists than most other countries.
- Really? What religion do most of these terrorists follow?
  
  Two groups in same religion fighting is common sadly.
  Ideologically they are simply rebels and "Iraqi rebels" are rebelling against the Iraq government more often than other countries.
  I just used Iraq as a placeholder btw I am not talking about any specific "Kurdish insurrectionist groups" or such.
  
  Abrahamic
Pakistan or Saudi Arabia?
Georgewbushistan?
- Same thing
How the flying fuck do you think this shits funny?
- Subversing one's expectations is what comedy is.
  
  I'd say that is the most striped down explanation of comedy, fits about every case.
- How do you not?
- "How the flying fuck": Starts off as an intensifier, but it's a mangled idiom mashup. "What the flying fuck" expresses shock; "How the fuck" asks for method. This? It's neither fish nor fowl—grammatically awkward, like asking for the mechanics of outrage. Funny? It's like swearing at a GPS for bad directions.
  "do you think": Solid. No issues here. It's the straight man in this comedy of errors.
  "this shits funny": The punchline. Should be "this shit's funny" (contraction for "this shit is funny," slang for "this is amusing"). Instead, it's parsed as "this" (subject) + "shits" (third-person verb for defecates) + "funny" (adjective/adverb?). Reads like "this thing poops in a hilarious way." Hilarious malapropism—turns vulgar disbelief into accidental scatological humor. Confidence: 95%. No lookup needed; it's basic English gone rogue.
  That's how.
  
  If those kids could read, they'd find this hilarious.
What happened in India?
- This, apparently: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Mumbai_attacks
  
  Oh wow, thank you
- Yoga, chess, pepper and other spices, standardization of decimal numbering system by adding number zero.
  Just off the top of my head.
My country almost had one tv tower which was trying to be demolished by the Soviet military and the only reason it survived was that it was shielded by people.

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