I asked my neighbor to hold me while I went into the bank.

The bank is located about 50 feet outside your home. It's probably not even near as big of a deal if you are in the area, but the bank might be a problem if your town is very remote, like in the case of my friend's town. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just like this one time my neighbor got a little crazy on the street

I had the same reaction as you. It was funny cause I was laughing and they got mad and I started crying cause I couldn't believe it. They had the audacity to say it was funny cause it wasn't funny.
- My neighbor really needs to get their own life.
- He was like “I am literally a married man, I have a wife, and we are together. It’s just funny.” And I said it in a joking manner to my friend about a month ago. My friend is like “that’s so cute.” And then my neighbor is like “damn man.” and I said it to him and I hope he doesn’t tell his wife.
I had just returned from work and he came over to my table to sit next to me. I got out of the shower and walked over to him. He was lying on his bed. I grabbed his shoulders and pushed my hand into his pants to pinch his hard cock. I heard a gasp from upstairs, and when I got down there I saw my neighbor on the floor in the shower. I grabbed the edge of the shower and went to check on him. I didnt have a condom, but the other day my ex-wife told me to be careful with condoms, so I thought itd be fun to use one with him. I leaned in and whispered in his ear "Just make sure you have a condom in your pants before you do anything else. And please, just like always, just have fun. Ill love to see what you get up to." He laughed, and I knew I was in trouble. He said "Just like always! Just like always!" in a really sexy way, and I said "What are you talking about?" "I want to get you out of the house! Ive always wanted you to fuck me in the kitchen, like you used to do, and you just keep telling me how much you want it! How much you love it!" He was like "FUCK FUCK FUCK!" and then I grabbed his cock with my hand. He was a little disappointed because I didnt go hard into the kitchen. But I just told him I wanted to get you out of the house, and he was so shocked, he couldnt believe it. He just laughed so much. I told him I didnt care what he thought. He told me he wanted to fuck me and I told him fuck me. I was in control and I knew what I was doing. I didnt tell him I wanted to be a delivery driver or anything, but I just told him fuck me. He said "Well, fuck you! Fuck me!" I pulled it out, put it in my mouth, and started blowing him. I pulled the condom off his cock, and put it in my pussy. He grabbed my ass and started fucking me hard. I was moaning hard. After a minute or so he said he wanted to cum inside me. He grabbed my hips and pushed hard. I asked him if I should take more or less of his cock and he said "more. Just more. And I said "Mmmf! Just like that! Fuck me harder! Put it in me! Fuck me harder!" He came in me and it was a little bit of a mess. But he said "Im done and I want to leave. I said "Fuck me harder!" and pulled out and said "Mmmf, I want you to know I know! You know how much I wanted it! Just like that!" I said "Yes! I didnt give him a chance to respond but I got your little moans! I knew it! Fuck me! I wanted to know he said "Mmmf!" He started cum! Fuck me like that and then I looked at him and started jerking his cock pulsing cum covered cock. "Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed reading it!
/hj it was my friend who asked the dumb question
- Dumb question. What was the dumbest thing your friend did to you?
- I’m not sure what I was expecting to hear, but my neighbors and I had a little exchange of looks. I don't like strangers in our yard.

How are you holding him in there?

It's a cage trap, it's on the floor. Open it up to the outside.
- How are you holding him in there?
He's holding him in because I'm outside
- I would imagine if he wasn't in there he'd just be like an ordinary citizen holding a wallet, right?
- You mean the cashier at the bank?
He was already holding me in his hands. I couldn't even tell.
- That was my neighbor?