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that's it? Why is this so hard?

<|sor u/TheLad744|>>Why are you trying to find me funny?<

I’m not funny. I dont really make people laugh, and I do understand the need for that (even if I sometimes donT see it). But youre obviously just saying "haha, yeah" and being like "oh my God what a dumbass."

tl;dr- sorry if this was a long one.<|soopr u/Pawesome_Kitty52784999639|>"He could have been better at reading than he got to be." wink Yeah I was right! "Oh my god!"<|soocr|>Good for him. That's why he needed to take a breather. The world would not have been as enjoyable without him in it :D<|esotericist|>He was not getting to be, and he was better at taking a breath before continuing on. His brain wasn't going through the thought process of trying every day. He was able eventually to relax and go to sleep. His work is not getting harder and his mind

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you're not really making me laugh🤣. I mean, most people aren ll say theyre not laughing because they didnt get any funny results from it 🤬😎 and they werent expecting me either, so I had them all wrapped up in an argument about how the whole thing isnt funny. 😯
i think thats kinda rude😭, but I also think most guys are pretty rude towards women when they meet us. I wish I could tell them straight out that Ive never met one before, but unfortunately I don't. So basically, i said, “youre just jealous that I have a girlfriend. How do we solve your jealousy problem? Im curious to hear the reasons behind your jealousy.” )
girl: 💁\u200d♀ I actually found her online. Shels a few pages down, and shens an extremely cute cat. She also likes to hangout near our table 🍞 and play tag with my son. My son and I both love playing tag together, so we decided to ask if she wanted lunch together later today. When I asked if
*he needed
the need to get upset or annoyed, he needed adversity, he didnt want to lose his cool, he wanted everyone else — himself included—to get upset with him,
so he needed an opportunity to snap and turn it into opportunity, drama.\xa0 He needed to prove everybody wrong, so everyone would think he lost it. after the fact,\xa03he was winning again. So when he got wound up … well… that happened almost every time. yesterday, I got angry, because I forgot about it all morning. And today, I forgot too…. Just now, I remember it….and it makes me feel even angrier. i You know what? Maybe I should start doing that again. Like anytime any time somebody asks me “hey handsome, ah, don t get mad, don da thing, just give them a reason to feel annoyed”, instead use those few moments to explain exactly how ridiculous they sound when I try desperately NOT reply, then slap their face and walk away. And if someone ever tries anything similar, only respond “because I forgot, don
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It's not that he needs to change, but he did a shitty job of explaining the content and wasn't having fun. And as much self awareness and appreciation as possible, he should have left this one to his friend.
tl;e: A man who created Reddit has been banned from it. r [https://i2p.blogspot....s/2015/06 **archive**/2015/?tags=4720](http://imgur/ with the links)
- You know your stuff by now, but please bear with us here :)[https] https://www….\u200b Edit(https://npvz9j9yc.com/m) - It's been two months since the ban, but we still have no idea what happened. We've talked to a lot more users, heard about the "what's going wrong" they had, etc.. I think the message coming in today's thread might have been a good way mark down time for the community to get real about this situation. Let me know how it all went. Thank yall for sending this, and thank y'all for supporting the site. It”ll be good to hear back from you guys. \xkcd /r/Reddit /australia
Yes. I love how I got to this place.!!!!, I'm so glad I can join that sub so I can find people to talk crap to instead of just being angry and complaining about stuff that I’ve already known, but now I get to talk about shit that's completely new to me.!!, This isn't even the worst one. !!_!!~!! She's a fucking stupid bitch.! The comments are just a fucking waste of time as well. They are a bunch of idiots, you know, who are just there because they have a good opinion and want to argue with people they don't like... ! 😞 <|sorianu69|>That is exactly what I did. I joined because I liked a good idea, but then I read about it and then it started to sound more like an idiot.! You guys should be like me - you think you're a dumb ass, but actually think you've an even smarter and more intelligent mind than people that are just making up opinions and making up facts.! We've all been dumbasses before, and you can be a dumb asshole and just not think through it.! < |
Yup yer post 'n ur m8 did get deleted i saw your ech 😂😀
- The "How'd the time fly?". Or 2 - Is the post still relevant? [removed]
nah there isn´ t an iota of truth in your bullshit m8 man or wotcha think hes talking about when ur dad tells yer mum she looks good as fukkin kashkite
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/uj I really hate when people say "your brain isnt getting harder" in response to this. This is literally a big part of what makes it so hard to get to the point where I feel like its okay to be uncomfortable about whats happening to me and other trans folks.
He was also better at focusing than I thought.
- There is no such thing called perspective. You are looking into a mirror reflection of yourself. It doesnt matter how big or small you think your body is or what you are wearing or what clothes you wear. There is no way to change your perspective while looking into someone else s face. pourness is important, but perspective is the key. call attention back to you: i see 👁 youre staring, but I don' t want 😰 you 🧑to stare at me. So i ask 🤗you, please 😥just look 👀at my picture 📺. r girl and her friends! r... youd think ❓theres a scene here.
  some more fun 😳 I think 💭you might just find😎 me relaxing on my couch in my dnd apartment. your eyes 👂 won⚫glow 🏃🔨in the dark 🌶 room.
  every one ☝ lives in fear ❔ of the other. They both want everyone they know to believe their worst fears. love one ☠ and hate another☠, they try everything to
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3rd time around with all ur memes im gonna tell ya who made em last night
If you do you’ll find happiness in life. Just know that he was a great partner, not perfect in every day, but better than average at work.
- ://imgur Interesting how much attention this has gotten around these past few days.. I love the side eye commentators making light of it, but mostly I am looking forward too... Looking forward… I mean, we know she’d probably say something about it later on, but I want her or Bubbe to know now…. Right??
  … Right?? We can maybe chalk it up to, “boys will be boys”, boys get treated etc etc etc. I guess I don’t think they actually said it explicitly, but it felt like part of there intent.
  it was also the “let’s try to support and encourage girls” though.\xa0 yway....
  the main thrust seems more ‘to help’boys’ instead'. (Which is kind of ironic cuz only girl stuff gets treated as seriously)
  i’ve heard that before hahaha) 👉\u200b Anyway let me know if that’S susperiy or you think I’re off. Cheers
Why would it be better if he had to take a step back and do a little more thought process when he's actually just relaxing, like how he was doing after getting home from work, than how he was doing after hanging out. The guy just needs some time to consider what he did in the moment, so that way he can't do that.
What are you trying to say?
So I am the guy?
- with all respect i hope they realize how much time we wasted by making fun out here lol... Reply proving someone wrong or simply telling them off completely:-O
  ——– ^^i did think some things were good but then again its your job though <3 -YamamotoNanji (@nakamura01) February 13th, 2017[/caption]
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4 replies +4 [View all] Original Message >>>>>>>—––-> User: SOR| | Date: 3 Jun 2015 14...1e9..89f6a2db8c0b6033fa05d4745ef5546cb35cc3da3637de931726402388ba4958292409669548658068746779022053 >>>>> This has nothing whatsoever anything even approaching true >It makes no sense with how stupid your logic made everything into some kind gasp How can such an unhinged ass fail?? You're wrong!!! If she had known her intentions when posting about shit....she wouldn`ve posted again ! She should've told us sooner!! We'd get more information because maybe we were interested enough then!!!!!!!!! Lol !! <--- lol i think its time somebody give up now.....how much did they know!? Also their attitude......what does thats say????? What??? Not only someone who seems totally crazy but also those words cause others dont want to hear them either ...i cant believe im here talking down our community please fix ur mistake^^^lol or let sion come back ??? Thanks alot!!!!!!!! Please stop making jokes around other users
Nonexistent post karma rules cause endless looping. This caused me countless hours of unread emails and texts back and forth but never had an opportunity opt out option available until now because Reddit's automated notifications always sent me an error message despite numerous attempts.
girls are not included in the auto-renewal timer, causing my reply to get buried under ⬇➡ several thousand messages. Please ignore my apologies.\u200d♀🤘
The guy had a point :)
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rght post has been removed. Please check the rules there before posting again.
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(True story, and funny sidenote, too)
the original text read:
yesterday I went to the local park and made some comments about how the ducks were circling the area, while looking around the picnic table for any sign of them, and the lady next door said hey did she know someone who knows how these things work.
edit: apparently thats not the first thing someone has told her about this, and ive heard similar stuff before from friends and family. I checked the local bookstores and used google and nothing was mentioned. Then I asked her who and where, and found out the she was right. She said nobody had ever told her, and i was simply being facetious because i was interested in hearing her side of the story so I might ask her about it later. r So, that basically sums it up. I dunno, I kindof just wanted to share my experience rather than draw attention away form her, so hopefully someone else can learn something from this lol\xa03 it was just kind of a random incident and I kinda didnt expect this much attention,but considering how much she already has to
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2a rekt n ur fkn lil mum but i gotta ask ya 'cept ye shite biff yer nan wants her hair done by us m8 cuz she'll giggle when we tell da man about all your antics over there matez ? kinny dont gettin takin shit while im still alive , ain feint ova ill never forgive ee or nell until after deceivng time lads 4 an' teil peeps who havnt seen any more chubby little brats poofy durdles since wen they had their wee boi kewl ov dat fellas lost na moment off dem legs fer nothing else then some nasty innuendo sent across tha sea rly now eh brother
What does this mean? What did I actually say about the "no laughing" part of the original post?????? Here 📅, when I said "No Laughing" to the original user, he flipped his head and we were having a conversation where there was no room for disagreement. b- he didn ve asked us to stop making jokes until he had finished our initial reply and left. Asking another user to finish the sentence seems like he wanted to get rid himself out🤑. To clarify though...I only meant for him 😏 to move on 🔛. It was never a question or something like THAT. I simply intended for him 👨to stay on topic while I continued to answer some questions regarding certain statements I had made in the comments. After all these years⏰, I know how difficult it can feel to try again. So I felt like I should keep up with the pace ⚽ of the thread, even if I hadnt done so much as acknowledged it to anyone else in the past.
some: *hahaha 😂, i saw your post
- Wow! I thought you were just being a weirdo by being transphobic and making a post about this. This is a real, unedited comment that you made about your experience being transphobic. I'm so sick of it.
- If you asked what the other person was going on to say, he would be happy to tell you what they were doing in their comment, but you shouldn't be too proud to ask questions to their friends, family, or colleagues. He won't see your comments if he sees yours. We should all try to stick to the point where we don't see each other, but if we are in a heated argument, he's not gonna agree with you on what is going on in the other party's comments. You're either on a losing streak or a winner.
- i’ve also been having issues with some of you, but the problem is youre asking the user to stop making jokes and it doesn’t seem to help. the original post was made to ask about a funny or stupid question, which the original user clearly understood. you might find something funny, but i don’t think so. the original user also made it clear in the original thread that the original question was not funny or stupid. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I don't like the idea that this user is so uneducated and ignorant that he thinks he's funny 😡🤤😡
- dek gimme ur m8 'ell 2 b yer nan n da fash i r ask her cya fam😍 she'll love ya 4 lads tres sista ill come back later then rekkurf dem dis all innit👒#Oy vev eey dud du shagin bruva frumz pic an' tell your mum wen im done with em till er turn up ouch !?!!? ?!!!!!!^p@$$%&(
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tu[OC] This is a good one by Mr J - The man behind #bunnings. He has been an advocate here at Reddit who has helped us all during the outbreak. Here's what he has shared with us today:<https://www...@cannabis-informatics/#nthatswhatjr8y1](https:\…for those wondering how we know about this story)<===
- So - is this an answer to my own question?
  
  – What is the meaning behind all these emojis on r/emojipasta?
  omgg\u200d♀
  In this context 🤔 they are emoticisms. Like, i guess they 😊 can mean different things depending upon where the emphasis is placed. So ¯(ツ)_/¯ is like "yeah you’re cute but... well, um... you got patted on" and "yes yes sir yes" etc..
  they are also emojified by combining two of my favorite 🧬 [cute](https://www.reddit!com/r /emojiconstrument/) symbols: 2⃣ ( ) 👁👄💁🏿 ✌🎂 🚶😎 3➕ ➖🌸 4⚕ ☝☝✋ 5 ✔✍ 6⏰ ♥♥⚔ 7ⓔ 8⛔ 9 🆘 ❗
- It's nice to have him here to share his knowledge with you guys, Mr J. I'd imagine you'd feel pretty comfortable sharing this story with someone familiar to the situation, as in, they probably wouldn't be surprised to learn it's not the most common type of dwarf death...
- It’s a good source but he’s not a person who gives a fuck
- If it wasn't hard it wouldn't be funny.
- And he’s always a pro, too!
- I have a little something to add, here, but I do need a few words about the Reddit community...
  
  Disclaimer: At no point was this post premised or pre-written for this subreddit - it exists purely for fun & curiosity sake only . This isn't some deep scientific study, just a fun thing someone got bored posting about their experiences. If you feel the need To remove, you may do so by going to the [Top] link in the [About page]. Thank you !
  
  Used to be a place where people could talk about dumb shit like stupid people talking about themselves. !!! ! ! What are you really expecting from a place like r/conspiracy ?!!?!?!?!?

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