, I'll give you a beer!

We will have our answer soon! And we're sure no wanker would want their nan getting hammered by some drunk mums fookin' skanky cunt for making them drink too many beers…

The Nan's not here yet! We'll be out in a week or two when they come for us all (well if you're lucky) but we can only hope that this time she doesn' t just munch away like last time around; instead her innards are as good as new again!!
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[This is an open invitation] I'm sorry if this has been answered in the comments. If so please send me a PM and I'll see what I can do to help you guys out. I've been working hard on the nan thing. I think it's

(or) "Im sorry, I just needed to say something. I was wondering what your favourite beer was?"

You got me. Thanks for responding. This is my first one shot prompt. Anyways, how about an ice cream cone? Id really love to make a snowball for myself with some extra toppings and some shredded cheese. Id be happy to make it for anyone if theyd like. Thank you.

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You're doing better! <--This was fun :) The first comment had me thinking back over some old posts here - if we could go through each topic individually... _____________________________________________ > From Beer Blogger : A few weeks ago someone asked why people don't like their beers as well as they do other types? One reason for our liking them may have been because there were no ads before July 2010 . It seems now every time anyone asks us how many pints per person cost ,we get surprised by prices going up 5% year after month.. That I think you should put a note on your blog about this (or any) subject that goes something like this: "I'm writing to let you know my opinions are personal views based upon experience with different products/sales practices around the world." So maybe write 'Beer' instead of 'How Much?' And make sure everyone can see where he's coming from since most will be asking similar questions themselves when reading comments below such as "'Why does [insert brand name] sell so much more than others?"'. In addition, try making an article out-of-'What Does He Mean', using phrases including those used above while adding

\u200b > \t >(S "Youre so smart, youve done so much for me. I am so proud of you!"

Awww, you have really dumb hair. How did you grow it so fast?
Hah! Thats hilarious! I loved this one!

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\u200b If you get more emails than 500 in a day, you might want to unsubscribe! :) rhe sent me several thousands of them over last few days. They were all very positive. All but one were replies saying:

How am I supposed to get over this? Is it a habit?

'(and then some!)' You can also add any additional comments here as I am not a 'sir', but someone who has been asked by many people, "What

“Im not a sir. ” \u200b https://preview.redd/ I don't know what to say. the last thing that comes to mind is, how to get rid of me? "You

<--- If someone was reading these posts they would know what 'beer' means for him! The

"Thankyou, I was just wondering if you had any ideas as well. Im in my mid 40s now so I
- It would have been too early to be a wise man, but still a wise choice. I will share your wisdom, even if you didnt respond, Ill try my best to get you some advice. Im in my mid 30s, but that might just be a better choice.

"..why did you say no to that? Itll blow your mind. ...(my 5

Lmao

you are reposting this here because it's an example of someone responding to a post.
- This is hilarious and a very well made story. I would love to hear your pitch for a beer!

\u200b you did say "I'll put a little beer in my beer". That's a good idea!

I'm on vacation. I just wrote this message to myself. You're welcome!

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He likes his beer, but it’s not going anywhere near his lips

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This is an incredibly underwhelming reply. It's like you were on the receiving end of a very unremarkable joke, or at least you did something stupid. I like it. I want you to drink some beer. I have a huge bottle of beer lying around and Im selling it to my local pub group. I know you like beer. I know its not an unusual thing, but its like a special thing to share with others. I know, you dont usually like beer. You have to have a certain tolerance for it.
Oh wow you are such a sweet boy, this is such a cute way to phrase the affectionate word "grower" haha!
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- What about you?
- Oh this is great, you answered the prompt to the best of your ability. I love this prompt!

He’s on the right side of Australian society

!!! !! !!! The beer!! - AITA?!! You're a good friend.!! What's your problem?! !!!!! Please, tell me what

I don't know what the deal is, but it's so messed up. I have a girlfriend who I married in high school. She is so sweet and supportive of my career, but sometimes I think she's a little too self-assured and I need her to be a little less certain. She's never been with anyone else. It's also hard to juggle the desire to be honest with my best friend, the need to have a beer with her, and the need to please her. It's a tough balance. It was so awkward when she first told me she wanted to have a beer with me. She was like "I've never had a beer with someone else!" I just chuckled and said, "I have a beer with you." And then she said, "Well, I'm going to have to be a good friend of yours." So here we are, a beer-drunk friend and girlfriend. I can't imagine a scenario where we're both sober, and have a great time drinking a beer together. I really want to make her feel like she's the best friend, but I'm so drunk that I don't even bother trying. I'm so fucking horny and she's such a great friend, but I can't stop thinking about how this will turn into sex.

Nice! And funny. Thanks for writing my prompt :)

Yes! It was actually quite funny when i found out how many people have posted here already.. yer nan likes me for sure 😉

Yes! It'll look like a fat arse when she's finished reading your filthy thoughts about her
- Yeah I'm sure it will. I'm sorry you enjoyed reading her. She's a fat ass bitch. I'm a slimy douche canoe. And yes I'll give you a beer. (She didn't ask for one.)

I am trying to create a little buzz around here. The idea is if you start a conversation then people will want questions. What better way to get exposure than by giving someone a beer? edit - thanks for all the great suggestions! It really helps to have a general sense amongst us fellow dads. We will try getting back together soon with some brews

This is such a wholesome and wholesome way to introduce beer to dads. We just need to get back to that sense of wholesomeness in the real world. I know there are a lot of dads who don't drink beer and some dads who drink too much. But there are also so many dads who don't have a drink because they are lazy. I want to talk with a dad who is so selfless and dedicated to his craft. I am here to be the voice of reason and wisdom. I am here to share my opinions with you all. I know what you are thinking and I know what you are feeling. And I am here to help. I am here to offer you advice. I know some dads drink too much and some don't even drink. But I am here to give you tips and tricks on how to enjoy a little bit of a buzz while still staying sober. I am here to show you all the ways to relax and enjoy a little bit of a buzz while still remaining sober.
If you had a bar in your fortress with a tap for every drink, it'd be pretty effective. If you have a tavern and you don't want your dwarves to get thirsty, you can also just make a little bit of a market. I think this is an underrated idea, there's not a single problem with getting exposure by brewing, it's just getting the attention of others.
- 5a - Good Example reply:"The people who do well when they're given free beer will find out how much better off we all are after our new house gets built!" Bad examples:- - You

I'd love to learn more about this. Can you tell us about his education at a private school in Vienna?

I'm sorry, I don't have much interest in education, but I'd be curious if he is an excellent student. Would you be willing to share with me his grades and/or test scores?
Yeah. He had the opportunity to go to a private school in Austria, but he couldn't because he was studying abroad. He ended up taking a gap year, which he couldn't pass because he had to study abroad. He eventually graduated and went back home. I think that may have been due to his lack of education, since he dropped out.
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"[This is] a very interesting question. I would like advice as we go forward.
- You know, there is this guy that Im friends with and weve been talking about this a lot. I dont know much about him. I know hes a smart guy. Hes in his 30s, hes funny, hes smart, hes a good guy. Hes really great at what he does. But Im not too confident, I know that hes not that smart, he just plays dumb. I just know that I cant help but be creeped out by it, thats his personality. Im very clear that Im not interested in him in the slightest. Hes a smart guy, but Im afraid that I dont want him. Im afraid that I want him to be smart, but I just want to be friends with his stupid name. I dont want him to be dumb. But I just want to be friends with his stupid name. I want him to be smart, but I dont know how. I have a friend that is the opposite of him. Hes very smart. Hes in his mid 40s. Hes a brilliant scientist, hes the smartest guy I know. He was able to create an artificial life. He did it by using nanotech and genetic engineering. He was able to create life, then implant it to grow and replicate. He was able to create life that could replicate itself, then grow and replicate itself. Thats what my friend has been working on. He is developing a way to grow life. He is creating life that can replicate itself. And he is in a very good position to study the biology of artificial life. I know that he is, and that he is doing research that will lead him to being a famous and very successful biologist. I know that he is a smart guy and I know that he is in the midst of some very exciting discoveries, but I just dont know how to approach this. I dont want to be friends with his stupid name. I want to be friends with his genius. Thank you for reading, \u200b
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Same, I would rather just say he liked me. That doesn’t sound like much.
I have never understood how you can love beer while having a relationship with someone else, especially since I've been in the same boat. What's the point in having a relationship with a beer when you're just trying to have a beer, or whatever else you're trying to get your drink from?

"Oh yeah, that's a good idea! It's called a beer! You know what? Let me tell ya, there's a lot of beer in Perth right now." the next part of the post should be a full reply to the original.\u200b\

I have a weird experience going to a pub.
Welp, this was a perfect opportunity to send a Sim to school, but they chose to sip from a kegler instead.

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You don’t understand. You think you are some kind of super genius or genius, yet you just drink beer and eat doughnuts. Your entire life up till this point was about following the rules. Just so you can get a beer from your fridge.
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- What a mistake. They're just making me more likely to get banned for not putting up enough comments to keep the sub alive!

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I'm on this subreddit too but I need a drink.
- Do you have any alcohol in your system?
My name is Craig, I am the CEO of the American cannabis company.
Wut?
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- …! yer nan m8 wen she got her first big job

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I'll give you a beer!
You mean you'd like some beer?
- Yes. Thats all I need. I know this because I used to like beer. But the other day I was in an arcade game at a mall, and I had to win every single one. I went through my entire arcade and only lost a couple games. But I felt so good, like I could really compete with the AI. And that made me think of you. I could play beer pong, and I could do crazy things. But you don't remember my name. I guess it's fine. I mean I don't know how to pronounce it. I'll tell you this, I was in a car with two other guys. They were all really nice people and I had a great time. We were drinking, having fun, and laughing, and that made me remember your name. I remember you from a time ago and it felt like we were reminiscing and laughing. Anyway, the arcade game was playing some old arcade games with some old arcade games, and they were having some old arcade games with some new arcade games. But the old arcade games were like a lifetime ago, and they were having some old arcade games with new arcade games. I remember some of them being really really difficult, and it was really fun. But when we were all done playing, we had to get back to the game. So, I brought a beer because it was hot, and we went back to the arcade game. We were just sitting in the back pouring drinks. When the old arcade games came in, we all just sat and sipped our drinks. Eventually, some of us started playing old arcade games in front of a bunch of people. And when old arcade games come in, they really change. There's arcade games, and there's pinball machines. When pinball machines come in, it gets really crazy. I remember playing Space Invaders, which was really difficult, because there were so many different ways you could get your pinball machine to work. I played on my friends computer, and we had to pause for the main menu to load the game. I remember one time playing Street Fighter II, which was so difficult because there were so many different button presses to get your machine to do something. And I remember that one guy dying. He was playing with an AI which was doing all this weird stuff, and I tried to help him out, but it didnt work. Later on, we were playing Guitar Hero. We were playing together, and I was the guitar player, but my friend had to go and I went first. We played so hard that we died, and we got good enough to pass the point where nobody could see us die. We had to finish the game and it was just me and him. Then, we just played the rest of the game. We all just lay in the same spot where we would die, and go our separate ways. That was a really cool. We played some games together and had fun. We talked about how we liked it and how old games were. I really played them. But it was really fun. And then one of my best memories was on Guitar Hero. Weird. He was playing this really cool game where you could get your own voice in the game, and you could talk to other people through text boxes, and stuff. And that was super fun. That was all weird because it was all about my favorite game. So I remember that we were talking to do that. I guess who won and that. I remember it, and him playing Guitar Hero, and him playing guitar and that was just being in this weird weird together. I was weird. That game together. Id always wanted to play that game, but didnt want to die and be in the game. I had to hear people laugh when old games and talk to be drunk so bad. That was the best game. I remember the weird thing. We kept getting high. But the game wasns a bit scary. So, I just really wanted to win. That game was so bad, I really wanted to be a bad, so I really wanted to get high and really sad about that game. I never really wanted to hear people talk about how sad it. We were all just in this weird place with strangers talking. That was my
- "...I know how that made you feel. I would like to have some beer. We have a great pizza place right across the street
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Thanks so much for the beer! I am really sorry that it took you so long to make it happen!
Why do you have two heads?
I stand before you, in an awkward position. My eyes move to the side, and when I look up, you’re already standing in the middle of the bar. “I wish I could take you to a bar where I can get you a beer, but I know I would be too awkward to go to a bar with my awkwardness.”
- Awwwwwwww, you just saved our tavern. :)
- [AG] I did read the post, but there were a few points I didnt quite get. First let me say that Im not suggesting that dads use their speech as some kind of stalker or that they should
- 5 . Use this technique if someone has made fun out loud as they're talking behind you! It is better for everyone