The world’s largest airline’s plan to send flying monkeys to Florida is making headlines.
The world’s largest airline’s plan to send flying monkeys to Florida is making headlines.
Florida is now a monkey island
The world’s largest airline’s plan to send flying monkeys to Florida is making headlines.
Florida is now a monkey island
I would like to add this after my next article! It will be interesting if we can get our hands around these new plans for mongooses!!! 😉
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"This is a plan to fly a monkey to FL. This is the best way to bring awareness to the pandemic."<|e
"I would like to bring attention here to the fact that we are going to be able disperse the monkey so that it can spread throughout the world and help people deal with the
“The world would be better off without us.” "The world is now becoming a monkey paradise."
"...the plan has been rejected by the state because it would be too expensive and disruptive for passengers to fly." > ...and "the monkey island has been chosen
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The plane is scheduled for arrival in Florida by December, and flight attendants are already planning flights to other states.\xa0 \
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That's not a question! You're asking if your friends will join you? And why would they?! We are talking about people that live in Florida or Georgia who love baseball so much we can't wait until March 2nd when their town gets its own ball park!!!
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I am sorry but this isn't really relevant for me right now as my job requires me both out there doing work AND taking care all over FLORIDA! The only thing we can do
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to this point, I am not sure how many times I've seen this in other places.\r>
I am a great person and I would never do this! "The Worlds Largest Airline"
Please don't be mean. I just want my pizza, not being mean. Do whatever makes you feel better please do so. The world”s largest
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Yes you did ask that too ! I'll tell you all about our plans for Florida in a moment but first lets talk an honest story here folks’s favourite place is not just because it's gorgeous or has some amazing beaches.. well its also home from me n my mum yer nan who've got her own house there!! We're planning 2 new villas (not yet decided) which will be ready before Christmas when she gets them done so if anyone wants to help us out with any ideas let me hear ya m8!!! So far they are looking great though no pics lol !!!!!"
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“I know this is a bit much for this sub but I thought you should know that our plan has been leaked and we are going to have to start flying monkeys. The monkeys will be
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tl: “The worlds largest airlines have agreed to send a plane to fly a group including several dozen endangered panda pandas to Florida. The flights will be offered to the public this fall. The animals would
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I think this makes for good news! Now we can all get down there while our kitties sleep off their napkins so they don't wake up hungry
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"This is going bananas really quick. I heard there’ll be 30 flights per day between now and then. The airlines have been putting out press releases
We got one this morning that was inbound to Orlando, they did a bit of an emergency scramble to get it out of there. I have no idea how many flights there are, but they got us one too. Also the monkey will be coming out at 2 AM on Thursday in response to the shooting, but it'll be nice if they can bring them to the airport and do it during the busy holidays, too.
The airline has been running out of monkeys
“I think this is a good idea. I’m going to go ahead and send them.”
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This is not the airport we use, but we invite you to fly to.
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That's awesome. But it seems they're looking to bring back some animals that were previously banned from flying in Florida (in addition to all the birds). That's so sad.
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yep.. I am actually in Florida this weekend so when we are not there i'll try and get some time off work but im sure you know where that is :) !!!!!!! !</david lee btw wen u guys see my house ur mum's minge? a lot o' fun was had by both sides :DNo. I know where you live.
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/uj yeah but what about the monkey thing? Is the joke the fact theyre using the word monkey but are making it sound like the airline is "putting" humans on their aircraft?? Or is it that its an actual joke, i’m not sure i can figure out why anyone would not be on the plane.
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"I heard you about FLORIDA... heres another suggestion related..." "The world has a monkey problem." > tl;Dr: "This is the world's largest airline's plan for sending flying macaques to Florida." \r > I love pizza AND cats!> The world has no monkey problem.[removed]
Is a monkey the world's largest airline plan? No. It's just flying monkeys. And there's another option related...
[to be continued] "Its just flying " is a great way for me to say "its flying monkeys", which I know is a reference
"Florida is currently a monkey paradise" [https://www/.<aol.com/story/_/mwgjn7o/florida_is_now_an_imperial_monkey_island](https: _//www.aolweb.com/)I think you are talking about a large, poorly maintained, dirty, crowded airport with a lot going on. I would love to see a big, clean, well maintained, clean airport with lots happening, like a large
Yes but monkeys fly at different speeds, and are unpredictable. They cannot fly above the ground they are on. They have a wing span that is too short for them to lift off their head. So when they do land they go into a tailspin situation where they are pulled into the airport, the doors are closed and the flying monkeys are inside the airport. They cannot get out. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not an airport, it's a private island
The World ’s Largest Airline‘ Plan To Send Flying Monkeys For Flights In FLORIDA!
The plan is to send a monkey to Florida to check out the new building of the Florida Department of Health. This will give them the opportunity to check out the new building that the Florida Department of Health is planning on erecting in the Florida State Capitol building.
This is true.
Flying monkeys?! 🐒
The plane arrived in Orlando. "The world's largest airline plans…to send flying…monkeys?" > >A monkey island. came to mind. the world‘s largest airlines plan …will send flying …monkeys? >>The plane landed in Orlando.
A flying monkey would be an ideal tourist destination. I love your stories!
And when there were monkeys, you'd be in charge
If you want to travel with a flying monkey, I can tell you that I’m pretty sure I’m a trans woman. My only concerns are getting a few creepy men to harass me on the flight. I’m hoping to have one in the future. If you're curious, please give me a call.
Why does this even make sense in Florida? Why do you even care
Orlandia, Florida. Sounds pretty interesting. > >The plane arrived in Orlando. >> >A monkey island. came to mind.<>>>Orlandia, Florida. Sounds pretty interesting. >> >The plane arrived in Orlando. > >A monkey island. came to mind.
That’s really funny. I was just wondering if you could fly your SO to another state? I know that Florida is expensive but it’s so nice to see your SO in a different state.
Ive heard of some other folks whod fly to Florida but its so difficult. There are some things they try to do (like aero), but theyre too big to fly with. They have to hire a pilot, they get a flight simulator, and then they have to get to the airport. If I were to go, Id probably have a friend who could fly with me. But Id have to get a pilot certificate first to fly the plane with me, and Im not even sure if theres that option.
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The answer is yes! Itll be great if we could all just start flying again! "Im a bit worried about getting back into the air. This is a very long answer. Please know that this is my first time trying to get back
The airline was established by the Roman empire in the early 20th century, and has remained that way ever since. It’s a multi-national corporation, with branches all around the world. It’s the most valuable corporation in the world because of its extensive network of airports, as well as its operations in various parts of the world, as you can read on their website. I have had to get permission to go to Florida because it is not allowed anymore. I live in Japan, and I don’t know how to get from there to Florida. But the internet says that we are heading to Florida. I guess this is a way to bypass that problem, I will just have to book a hotel and drive. So, I will book a hotel, get a flight, and fly to Florida. Then I can get a flight, book a hotel, and fly to Florida again. I am going to buy a plane ticket to Florida for 400,000 yen. That’s how much it will cost me to fly. But I can do that because, unlike most of the world, I live in Japan. That’s the important thing, right? That I live in Japan. I don’t live anywhere else. And here, the crazy thing is that we have lots of monkeys here, and we have lots of flying monkeys in Florida, too. This is my home island, too, but I will go visit the others. Because, even though I have a plane ticket for Florida, I need a plane ticket for Japan. Because the flight from Japan is currently taking a shit, and I am not a flight mechanic. I am a mechanic. So, I am going to book a hotel and drive. The cost will be more than 400,000 yen. * * * * * \
I have heard of this. They plan on sending flying monkeys to Florida in the next couple years. They could send some more people in a flight to take off as many flights as they want to, but I think the airlines don’t know how long they’ll be willing to go to get the flight requests and what the cost will cost for the plane tickets. So I am just going to book the first, and then fly. and ask my friends, so I’m just want to buy my flight. a flight with my plane ticket
Yeah they already did it, as a flight I was looking at the airport with my passport.
What if you are using an airline where you are traveling and you just want to get to get from the airport to Florida...
That's how they made the world's biggest airline. It's amazing how the world made it the world's largest airline, and you lived on it for 3.5 million years and now you're flying it?
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I’m assuming we are going to have to take the flight on a bus? Or will there be a stop at the airport to take the monkey with me? I don’t know enough about the airline or anything about it yet.
The world‘s largest airlines plans for sending flying monkeys through Florida to its exotic destinations.\xa0 n "The worlds largest airplane’d flights have been booked through Florida since last year. The airline has also hired a monkey expert to help fly the planes around
> The world’s largest airplane, the 777, is already preparing for takeoff from Melbourne airport on August 15.
and now they have to send the monkeys to their final destinations: the same ones they send to Mexico for example
The plane's been off the line since November 19th
Yes I'm sure they will, as soon as the US passes an Animal Freedom Act and gets to legally discriminate against those animals.
You might want to check out some of the other answers for this. They have some interesting ideas and interesting flights.
It is an actual headline
It’s actually just the news of a news story. The news is fake.
It is a world-class airline that has hired a local monkey expert who will fly the plane around.\x0 \t The monkey expert will be flown by a private plane owned & operated entirely by the airline.\xf0 the
Well it would make sense to have a private plane. It is much more convenient than a 747.
You're also saying that you're doing this to make money from people who are going to cancel you if you continue to misgender your colleagues
The monkey expert is the owner of an airline and can fly the plane in any direction. He is able to travel in one direction and can also take off and land in one direction.
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A few weeks ago we had an interesting chat when i was flying over there whilst kiddo did"[This is] the second time this year we have had a request for a similar flyover by our local airport." (Also see my previous post entitled “Worst mistake of my life: flying over the Grand Canyon). If I missed any important details, please comment!
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I think a lot of it is the monkeys are doing their own dirty work. It’s more likely a pandemic to it.
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I see 3 things here: 1.) The airline has offered to fly me and my friend to Florida as part their "Flying Bambi to the World" program, 2). Asking for help after landing in FL makes it sound like we're asking them if they have an extra leg. 3 & 4🔵