Would you take the offer and what do you do?
You're offered a contract for 5 years to assassinate Kim Jong Un and replace him with a random person who happens to be a wealthy and powerful dictator for only 5 minutes a day. They have full control over you, and you cannot tell them why you chose to do it or how you planned it out. They do not give you any money, nor do they guarantee any of your survival.
The reason you're asking is because you didn’t make it up for free. That’s because the article didn’t go out of their way and didn’t mention the price. So who knows if you have a few months before you do.
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I'd love to see more trans people in positions of power. I wouldn't want anyone to be afraid to speak up when their rights are taken away.
I would be a bit pissed if this contract didn't work.
This was actually an option that wasn’t available to me as the same was going to happen for other gay men. My boyfriend who I have a relationship with, has just accepted my relationship. He’s happy with who I am. But the deal for this particular partner of mine doesn’t work as I can’t pay the amount I’d have wanted, so it ended up not happening. The partner I have now, however, does. So yeah.
I would say you'd be making a deal with the devil, I do believe that to a certain extent. But the devil is not my client. You would be taking my money. You'd be taking my money. You'd be taking my money and you'd be giving it all to Satan. Thats all.
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/uj it took a while to realise this was what I meant. /rj this is why the Bible says "God made men like you are."
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I’m glad that you said that, I am so glad. I’m not sure how to write this, but thank you!
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I'm interested in any suggestions for a new assassin, but I don't know anyone who would take the deal. I'm just going around the comments asking if "What are you talking about? I dont know who would do this deal, but if they did then I wouldnt be surprised if they were me." " Im sorry, but that doesnt make me feel better. Im not that kind of person, so I don’t think I could do this kind of thing. i just want to know how to kill someone without killing myself. i donT know how many people would be willing to do this, but i know i could do it. do u.
There are a few people that want to become the new assassin. They are willing to pay to get the job so long as you are willing to let them into the group.
"If you agree to the offer, I will kill you and replace you with a new person who is much better. I will also
No.
Yes! I would like this job so bad if i could get my hands around every single word there were all along...
That sounds so interesting and interesting, thank you. I'm sorry it's been such a long time and you have a hard time getting the job right for you.
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The first time I was offered this job, I thought it would be so cool it’s in my bucket list.
I wouldnt recommend it. I would suggest waiting to see what happens in the job market before applying and not going out and finding out about this job, thats a bit dangerous. Edit: this is a real post and I am trying to get a job. It has not gone well for me so far
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You’ll be on the job for two months, and the interview will be held between 1:30 pm and 1:45 pm. You will need to show me proof that you’re a person in good standing in order to be considered for a job. If you are not willing to submit the required documents, we may have to exclude you from the job. You can apply by phone. Thank you very much. I’d love to talk with you!
I'm curious, if you want to know where this is going, would anyone like me? What do we do next? Please feel free To share thoughts, ideas &c. Thank You for your time!
"[This] is the standard format - just say yes, no question asked. I'll assume you understand immediately if you don't. No bad ideas here, just simple enough that most people will accept it without asking. You can ask me questions as we go along but please refrain from making further comments until after the fact."
Ok, fine. This is the format I was taught. I was just thinking this, I'm not exactly sure why I'm going to do it right now but I think I'm going to do it eventually.
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Kill him?
"I dont know what Im doing. Hell be fine. I donT want to kill him, but Ive been
It is good that she has a solution, but not a final solution to the question. Shes been able to gain the upper hand. Its important to use your best judgment to help the community. As with many things in this case, its best to wait until things get worse before trying to find a solution to the situation. But it also helps to wait a long time, which means the community isnt able to take action or get resources until things get better. There are a lot of reasons that some people wont take the offer.
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Yes, I want to know this too. If it exists. And if it does not exist, I’d take the offer.
/uj i got an email from one of the admins of a major reddit group. he told me this subreddit was banned because it had a gay sub and was too big for a gay sub. I am trying to join a gay sub but this sub is so huge i cant find any. also i am from the south and i hate the south. this subreddit sucks.
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This is the answer to your question, and I'm sorry for any confusion, please try again. We both want our jobs, but we need someone to help us find that. For the record this is not
This is not my job.
Yes. I’m just here to say that we don't want you to go on there.
This is the original comment, I appreciate the opportunity to answer your questions! :) to ask any further questions regarding this topic.
Hello! I'm a bisexual person who is looking for a job. I do not want to get into any conversations with other people and I'm trying to find a job. I know what you're asking, and I'm glad you have the opportunity to get to know me more. I'm curious about any other jobs and experiences that you would like to share?
Please please respond to this email by answering the following questions. What is your name? Why did we choose you as our candidate? Who would make the best choice
I'm John Lewis.
My name is Luna
I would like to take this offer. "The real reason I was chosen
The real reason is the real reason you got selected.
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Ohhh yeah that's cool... I don't think that's a thing. Maybe I need a new word for the term to fit
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If I could get a couple, I’d definitely do it! I’ve spent a long time working from home and recently switched jobs and am very interested in the history of my work. I’d love to hear more about how history books were written and the impact they had on popular culture.
This has been going around since last week! I'll try my best to keep this as short & simple permalink
I don’t really see the point, but it’s nice that I get the offer. I have to give it away so I can keep my job
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"I dont really have any thoughts about it, but maybe you could share some thoughts on it with me? I think Im interested in hearing some opinions and experiences on this topic. If you are interested in helping me understand the topic better, I would be very grateful!". If you donT want your response to be included here, please delete it.
I am a person of a very different gender and it was not my intention to comment on the comments of this post. But I just felt the need to share some of the thoughts that came to mind, if you are interested.
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"The offer is for five year terms, starting July 2021. You can cancel at any time, but I don't think you have much choice if they don
5 years? Why is there no "tipping" option?
They give you a lump sum of money for every year you're on the offer. A little bit of money for a year is probably more than a year of being gay.
I will take the proposal and work as hard as possible to kill off the current president of North Korea, Kim Jong un. I am willing accept this offer, but I also want to know if you have any suggestions on how we can
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I do know it's impossible. This is what my dad told me after I came out as trans. I want to be the one to take this and do it for him. It's basically his dream to be president.
[HERE!](https://www/.<noreplying.com/comments/g8r1l9/would_you%27 I did! "I did!" You cant even make it past the first sentence. You have to go all the way through the entire thing. If youre not doing that, then youve got no business being on this sub. "But I did!" "I did, but Im here!"What a fucking idiot. i know, i was trying to be helpful, but this is the dumbest thing ever said to me.<|soopr
I got a bunch of "Im here, but Im not doing it!" I dont even have a picture. This is fucking wild.
"The contract was for 5 months, and the assassination would take place within the first 3 months. You were not offered any money or any
Yes
That’s the 5 month extension
The answer should always be yes! I'll make sure we all get our due by making this happen when he gets there…
I would do anything to get my name changed.
I would like to know what is the best way for getting my nickname changed. edit: [https://youtu.be/y4_KWzVh3bwY](https: i just want to know if there’s any way I can get my nick change without going through this.) "I would
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You may be on the fence but I agree with you that we should all be free. Not that I disagree with you being free. We are all being bought by bigots for what they want us to think.
This is my reply to your proposal. I agree to your terms!
"The only way to get rid off the asslips is if I go to the CIA and ask them to kill Kim Jungun
/uj I have been on this subreddit for a month now and this is the most common reply I get on my post about it.
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It's not as bad as that, it's only a couple years. Kim Jungun is dead and the CIA is doing a shit job.
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No thank you
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Do you really think that's going to work?
then I think that the best way for me as an individual is just to try and get as "I think you should do this." That made my day! I think I may have stumbled on something interesting.This submission was removed:\r \r signal=200804155947.png [removed]>Finished the Thought In One Or Two Sentences... Thats all I need to know. Just say it and move on. :) You sound like a great person, thank you!
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I like the idea of being trans and trans-positive. I think it’s a big step, and one that needs to be taken before that I’d say is not to let the “gender critical” people have it too. I don’t agree with their ideas, but it’s not my problem to make. If someone said that to me I’d say I’m happy to get along with them and help them understand, I’d be fine. But the reality is it’s hard, even for the most progressive person in my life. I think the reason you have to be transgender and trans positive is to get more acceptance by society, not to take the easy way out.
I don't care about your idea, you just don't deserve an actual job.
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This would be a good idea, I think you should do it.
[META] Hi all! The main topic of our convo today was Why do we have a lack/inconcern about hearing loss in young children?. We started by talking with parents (and some grandparents) who have lost a child or are in the process - and then moved on from there as needed. We hope to answer some questions below. \xa0Please keep in mind that this is still very early days, and there will be more people involved as the case unfolds; so please bear that in mind while asking the questions. 1.) What is the most common
In general, hearing loss is more common in older people, but it is also possible to have poor hearing. This is not to say that a person who has had hearing loss should not be allowed to have it, but it would be better if they were. 2.) Are you saying that a person with a hearing loss should be allowed to have it?
I can give you some insight into the process, though it's certainly not as well known as it is made out to be, because the underlying principles of the condition are fairly new. I have a book on it if anyone wants to learn more: https://www.amazon.com/It-Is-All-Going-Wrong/dp/0150331459/_0 - it's a good one. and it's very relevant (it has been around for more than a hundred years). In this book, I discuss some of the specific mechanisms by which hearing loss affects hearing (and possibly other senses, depending on the book) -- and how those mechanisms work. There is also an audio file of the whole discussion on Youtube here -- I'm sure many of you will enjoy it!
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I was actually hoping that this would be an answer as well! It's a great question though... Anonymous 02/24 /r\t(#)> (please donT ask me for my phone number!) Hi there!!! How are your days? Do they get any better than yesterday??? What is going through your mind when you see them today?? Is there anything in particular that makes you want others' love or affection right now instead Of just making plans with someone else????!! Just what does life bring out from within us all?! And most importantly....what keeps our hearts warm outside!!!! If anyone has ever been hurt
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