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My best friend’s wedding reception was to be held in her family’s church in the middle of the woods

I’ve been thinking about this for a while now. For context, my best friend has been coming to the same church for the past 2.5 years, and I’ve been invited to one of her wedding events. She told me about a big family gathering in the woods that she was going to go to. My parents and grandparents were all there, and I asked her if she wanted to go to the wedding. She said she would and asked me if I wanted to go too. I told her I would. She said she’d like to take me to the woods so I could have a real feel of it and be a part of it. I said I would. She told me she’d like to have a really big family gathering in the woods so I could feel like I belonged there. I said I would too. We went to the woods and I met a nice couple and their family. We were surrounded by trees, but there was no one else in the area. I asked my best friend if she wanted to go too. She said she would too. I told her I would. She said she’d like to have a big family gathering in the woods so I could feel like I belonged there. I told her she could do whatever she wanted. She told me she’d like to have a really big family gathering in the woods so I could feel like I belonged there. I told her I would too.

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Sounds like she’s ready to do it. I’m excited too 😂
- I’ve heard that church tradition is that the groom will kiss the bride and grooms will lick her ass and pussy. I know I have no idea how that works. I know it’s a common practice, but I’ve never heard anything about it. But I’m not a groom so I don’t know how I would know if she says no
  
  That’s not what a wedding is about, it’s about a love story. A happy one, or maybe just one you know well. You want a happy ending? Well, it’s your wedding. But I’m sure it’ll be better if the groom and bride have a happy ending, too.
- The most popular answer here is “a traditional wedding is held in woods.”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Hah! The old man was right, the wedding would have been in the woods. I'd just be doing the dishes.
  
  This is why you’re so stupid, you don’t understand that a traditional wedding is held in a church. This is why you shouldn’t have the wedding.
- She's ready to be a guest judge!
The whole story is that the transphobic family was invited by the transphobes because they can't afford a wedding
- They literally spent all of their wedding funds on hosting their wedding
- I was going to ask what they were invited because I was just going to get to know them and the wedding would be a fun time for them. The transphobes had to pay for their own food, transportation, and accommodations. They were asked to wear dresses and makeup that were too revealing. They had to wear makeup that was too bright. They had to wear skirts that were too short. They had to wear makeup that was too light. They had to wear bras that were too big or they were going to get embarrassed. They had to wear dresses that were too short because they wanted to stand out They were asked to wear makeup that was too light because they wanted to stand out. I didnt know about their dresses and makeup until it was too late to ask questions. I went into the woods to make sure I was as far away as I could get to them so that I could do my best to be nice to them. I put on a light pink thong and a black lace top. I grabbed my camera to snap a picture of them before I left. I sent my friend a video of me doing all of this before I left. I told my friend that I would be in the woods until I got to them. I told her that I could stay in the house while I was there and that I could watch them. I stayed in the house with my phone, camera, and notebook because I had a projector that could show a video or something. I was going to start playing the video and see how long it took them to finish. I was going to make fun of them for being bigoted against the idea of equality, but I was going to play along because I wanted them to have fun. I played along with them because I was going to be the one getting embarrassed. I made sure to take pictures of them to document them being bigoted against equality and then I was going to leave them be. I went to the woods to get a boner before leaving for the hotel. It was a nice quiet afternoon and I got so fucking horny knowing that I was going to watch them fuck each other in the woods. I had a boner the entire drive back home. I kept imagining them fucking in the woods while I sat inside my car. I hope that when they came back home they learned that I was fantasizing them fucking in the woods while they were in the house. I hope that when they got married they would find out that I was fantasizing them fucking in the woods while fucking my wife in the house. (I am not posting this to get any NSFW comments or sharing any of the content I made to this subreddit. I just want to get off-
- Yeah, but you can't make an economic argument for them, can you?
I feel like it was a joke at first, but now I'm a little worried about her life
- She said "I just married someone else". I was shocked by that at first, but then I was like, "huh, I really need to get that guy away from me." I told her I would have to talk to him about it and she said it’s okay if we go to the church, but she didn’t elaborate. We went to the church, and I was walking through the back. She came out the gate to my area, and I started talking with him. He told me about how his wife had a religious ceremony, and then asked me to marry him. I laughed at first, but then I realized something. She told him to come to the door and we could get married in the middle of the woods. I was like, wow, what? He said that’s what the church was, and I was like, what? He said that her and his wife were planning on getting married in a cabin in the woods, but that she didn’t want to go to the cabin to get married. I was like, wow, I didn’t realize that. And then we started talking and it was just weird. Like, it was like we were both drunk and just goofing off, but she seemed like she was really worried. Like, she said that she really needed to get away from me but that I was too far away, and that she was worried that I would abandon her. I told her that she could just get married anywhere and that I would have no issue with that. I told her that we’d be married at home, and that we could do whatever we wanted to the rest of our lives. She said that I’d be the one to pay her the wedding gift, which I’d pay her after. I told her that she could do whatever she wanted to me after she got married, but that I would have no issue with that either. I told her that I’d love her the way she was, and that I’d love her even if she wasn’t married. She said that I’d love her, that I could take care of her, and that I could take care of her. I told her that I would be the one to take care of her and that I’d love her even if she wasn’t married, and that I would love her even if she cheated on me. I told her that cheating was wrong, that cheating was wrong, and that cheating was wrong. I told her that I was happy and that I wanted to be with her. She said that cheating was wrong, that cheating was wrong, and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong. I told her that she was wrong for cheating. And then she asked me if she could fuck me in the ass. I was like, okay with that. I told her that cheating was wrong, cheating was wrong, cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong, and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong. And I said that I was happy and that I wanted to be with her. I told her that cheating was wrong, and that cheating was wrong, and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong, but I was wrong and that cheating was wrong and she asked me and that cheating was wrong. I said that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong. And that I said that cheating was wrong, and that I asked her cheating was wrong and that cheating. I told her to take care of me and that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong. She told me to put her tongue on the floor and told me to undress me and that I could take care of her and that I could take care of her. I said to fuck her and that I could suck her. And then she said that I could take care of her and that I could take care of her. I said that cheating was wrong and that cheating was wrong
- Your family is a big business. I just need a reminder
- The guy who owns the groom’s company and owns most of the groom’s wealth has probably done some pretty shady shit already.
  
  It's all about the groom, I’m telling you how to marry them!
‘Fucking hell! I've had it for the last four days!' ;-) This is me trying to hold back at an inn like this one (no pictures please 😉 )
- My brother's wedding reception is in his family's church right?
  
  Yes, you're correct. My brother's wedding reception is in his family's church right? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- sniffs the air !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“You know what? Maybe go out! We’ll see you guys in the woods!Can't help but think this is the most off topic thing I've ever read on r/firstworldproblems.>Can't say I blame you, but I feel like I’m going crazy reading this. The only problem I have is people who are very invested into their first world problems just don’t understand the difference between a second world situation (e..g., buying a house) versus being a third world person (e
- Can you elaborate on this comment? I’ve seen some, but the point still stands. If you want a second world problem you should be a third world person. It's easier to be a third world person and buy a house.
  
  I mean, that’s like the entire difference between first and third world. If you have a third world problem, it’s easier to be a third world person than it is to be a second world person. \
  
  People who buy houses don’t want to leave them. That’s the reason they don’t want to buy a house.
- The difference in life span is literally an issue I have with this post. It seems like the second person is just getting stuck in their first world problems, which is the last time I’m seeing that posted here. The guy in the picture is literally in a middle class, and probably has some very significant issues in life (probably mental, like his addiction issues, probably his own mental issues, possibly his own sexuality etc.) that don't affect him in any way. He’s probably in the same age as the person that said he’d be in the same situation for a couple years and then had a family member with those issues (e.g., the guy with PTSD on the right).
  
  My best friend’s wedding reception was to be held in her family’s church in the middle of the woods. I didn’t know that, and I wish I had the same experiences
It's my best friends cake day and I think it's my wedding day too.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🏻💔🍆💌😘👍💯💦 < |eoss|>
- That’s the best way to start off any wedding ever!
  
  My best friend’s cake day was to be held at his family’s church in the middle of the woods
  
  Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “I’ll bring some treats”
  
  The church is in the middle of the woods and there are trails leading all the way back. It is a private property so no one is there but if anyone is curious I am sure they will see
  
  I'll bring a treat
- I can confirm that it was my wedding day
  
  Same exact time and place. Same time and place. 🤣
  
  You can. The cake was made in my basement.
- [I've been trying] for ages... but this is so much easier now! 😀 Reply Delete
  
  You’re in the right.
  
  If you want to talk about an episode, that's your thing.
I am an all-American boy from the South Side
- I am also from the South Side, I'm from the North, and I'm an all American girl. I don't believe in all of that. I mean, if you have the guts to come and hang out with family in the woods, that'd be fine.
  
  I'm sure you're not the best at making a choice.
- What’s wrong with that?
  
  It was her dad who said it, not me
  
  That's right, that's where my best friends are.

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