This happened today
This happened today
This happened today
This happened today! I’ve never met a person with such a beautiful voice. I love it! 😊
I ’ll be doing this again soon as well…? 😉 This is why i do these comments for ya guys so you can see what happens when we all get together at some point after work 🙂
/uj i’ve been seeing some posts that say “this happened today” but i’m not sure what it is, or whether or not they mean it. can anyone help?
I’m in the same generation as my best friend's friend. He died a year before me but I was his only close friend in high school. I would just say to my best friend and then they will be a good friend, he’s too close with you.
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My dad told me that one time his grandpa had a cat, and the cat would “sit on a human’s lap, and they would fall off the lap. And his grandpa kept saying, “That’s not how it works. You don’t fall off the lap. You’re a cat.”
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I was thinking of a great idea for a sub for people who like to talk and/or play video games. source: [https://www/.<aolink.com](http: iwas thinking of this, and i thought it would be fun to make a sub that is specifically dedicated towards people who enjoy talking and playing videogames. edit: ](https://i.imgur....e/WcQbYmH.jpg) do: [here's the original](https:/ /sols r/shitpost.com/
A few years ago I was on a dating app called “Hot or Not”. The app had a bunch of pictures of women (all 18+) and one of the girls said “you should try playing Hot or Not”. I was so intrigued, I asked her if she was serious. She said no. I asked her if she was gonna tell someone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked her if she was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if she was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if she was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if she was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I asked if I was gonna tell anyone. She said no. I remember that app. I’m 28 now and I’m in my mid 30s, and I still use Hot or Not. So I was thinking of a great idea for a sub for people who like to talk and play videogames. I’m gonna have a sub where people who enjoy talking about games and playing them. I’m gonna have a sub where people who enjoy talking about videogames and playing them can chat and have a good time. I know how hot that sounds. I know how hot this woman is. I know how hot this woman is. But I know she’s married. I know this woman. She’s married. I know how hot it would be to play a game with her. I know how hot it would be to have a good time with her. So I’ll have a sub that’s exclusively dedicated to people who enjoy talking about games and playing videogames. And I’ll have a sub where people who enjoy talking about videogames and playing them can chat and have a good time. And I know how hot this woman is. \u200b \u200b \
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I am sorry for my poor English but Im going through some bad memories atm...I dont really understand what happened between me and this girl (let's call her Amy).Amy was an amazing person who loved animals very much - she would take them out of their cage whenever they were sick because its important! She had been diagnosed with cancer last year which has made life difficult since then as well as making things harder mentally too due both physical illness AND emotional pain over losing such a great friend..She always tried to make sure we didnt hurt each other by keeping us away when needed though sometimes even if no one else wanted to be around there
But I dont remember..." "Today" is a great way for people who can't remember anything to say that theyre "seeing" something. Its also an extremely useful thing in the context when someone says "Im seeing a friend today". On Reddit we have a little feature called "sightings". Itll up whenever somebody sees something thats in the past or has happened recently (or never). If youve ever seen something that looked exactly how you saw it yesterday then just go
this is how you get your first person in a post
I'm sorry for this mess but i found out last night when my wife asked me if she could borrow some toilet paper while we were all sitting around talking online! So here goes…
I am not this lady's friend. She didn’t steal toilet paper. This lady stole toilet paper and has absolutely no interest in toilet paper. This lady should be a nun.
Oi I know what you mean 'yer mum is coming round soon' , so lets see how many of yer friends can fit into her car seat before they're both late? But look at ya mums face as your head hits an embankment !"
I know what you mean 'yup, they were late and she has to be out, so you'll need to find some help'. But you don't know where she is, so don't worry about anything. The only people who could possibly be a problem are some random women on internet
<!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!! 😡!! 🤬🤬 !!!!"!!"!!! What do you mean?!! You have to start with the "you're a hypocrite" thing first.!! There are a lot more examples than that, but I'll give you a few examples:! The person who did this is a very good example of how people who claim they know more about something than someone else don't understand how much their own knowledge affects their knowledge.! They are so obsessed by things they don't know that they think they know everything about it.! !! If you can get a high IQ, you can also learn a lot about everything
It’s not the smartest person who gets the smartest answer.
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That's a lot of work for a single post.!! !! We have to be careful not make this mistake.! - You need to be aware that you're not a fool.! It's a common mistake to use the word "know".!! Please read the rules before posting.! Also, if you're asking for a comment, please link to the original post. ! This is a subreddit where we post a lot which is not an example of a thing you know, but a common thing you've heard.! Please do not use the "that's a thing I know"
Reddit Moment" - Reddit Moment (YouT)I would like to add this to my own Yout channel.>Reddit Moment [https://www.yout.com/channel/HJzYjTKDfqh_nX3aT1A](https://youtu/ .be/-VjYaV9WX0)<-|soocr u/dont_think_about_me_97__
I thought he was gonna be downvoted but then he said it’s ok
“I heard someone say ‘you should start doing X before Y.” I said “That is a good idea.“ And then I went digging and found this [Y].”♂️ "~Great advice, I’ll follow it” ~Said another Redditor. edit - Link to original post: https://www/ /asslips . com/r/dadvice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm _source=share
Damn, I wish I could say “this is a real life thing”. I did not expect it to happen to me.
I heard this happening yesterday when we were out shopping for new clothes after our last wedding anniversary so my mom suggested she go into her closet where there was some old st like dresses/clothes etc but also things which have been worn by people who died recently such as hats, scarves, shoes, socks,etc... She asked me if i could borrow them because they had sentimental value
How did she find them?
I saw someone wearing an old sweater and a scarf today and i couldnt believe it
To all who have been involved in this sub, thank ya! "This happens today" is an example of a good example reply. https://xn--wwws-x96a/ reddit, please feel free contact me if there's any questions. Thank y'all for being here. Edit - I know some people may be wondering what was going through my mind when I wrote this, but I wanted someone else specifically interested in this topic. \N to\xo \
I didn’t realize about this until just now
__________________#&0000##|0 0 I heard someone say this yesterday morning while driving home after work... so here goes nothing
I got an early morning call from a stranger in a store parking lot outside of my house. He didn't say who he was, or what he said, only that he was in the store parking lot talking to someone about something in the mall parking lot. I thought it was the mall parking lot but I didn't know who to contact to ask him about it. A couple minutes later, I heard a voice in my head say, "Hey, stranger. It's just me and you." The stranger said he was in the mall parking lot talking to someone about something. I called the person who answered his voice, and told them what happened. I told them about the stranger who said he was in the mall parking lot talking to someone, and I was scared. I told them my situation. They told me to just drive away and left. I just drove away.
I heard about this happening today, so I was researching what else might be relevant for us. The information below is mostly anecdotal, but may help others thinking about what might trigger the next event. Some suggestions could incl: * A birthday party a - Its really just a fancy name, but hey, whatever. do - A local celebrity dropping by to say hi! ... And of course theres always now what and other similar events. Don't want to overthink it. Just go with it. sorry if it
It would work with a lot fewer words - I don´t need anything as long an answer! And yes, if you are thinking about adding something else (like comments), then add another line that says 'this', followed by your other topic(s). You could also put in two lines here saying This or [That](https:/ /docs? url= http://wiki3d.org/ ) since these will serve as links back into our list when we hit Submit .
You mean you would not be able to put the comment on the front of the article?
<!!!!^!!**!!.!!!!!!***!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are some examples?!! The first one is a quote from a famous author.!! Why are you asking?! We don't need to repeat this many times.! Please give us the time to read what you've written and reply.! If you want to help us out, you can join our community ! !!
<|eoss|I was going to leave it at that but I was so turned on by how much you were playing with it, it really turned me on. It just made me want to fuck you harder, and I honestly couldn't stand it anymore. I was playing along and teasing you, trying to get you to respond to my words and play along. It didn't work. I was like, fuck off. I just wanted to play along!
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<This was actually my second attempt at writing down everything I said here (first post).> This has been an incredibly difficult process for me as well but its worth doing if anyone wants to get their ass kicked by someone who really knows how to write about themselves better..
You will receive this message as soon after posting! !!! I am sorry but my ass has been eaten by some giant mink roaches!! It was really fun while i did ya'll better job then me fukkin gash yer nan made out wit her nans cocky face for all ye arsehole cunts who were waiting fer 'em wen she could get them off when they came home!"
Gotta say I really liked this story! Great way to fuck yourself up. Thank you!
Yesterday I heard about an ass that got eaten by a moose. That was a good thing because it meant ass was eatin' a moOSE!" [OC] !! the original post had 472 upvotes and was removed (https://assldrj.com/dadjokes/comments/ssj4p7q/ _source=share) I hope everyone had a great day, and may God have mercy upon our souls.
[From the author] "This happens now"<> ‘It’s just not possible to be on the same page as the author/author of this post, so I'm not sure how much longer we can go on like this. removed
No you can't just be on the same page as the author of this post. It would be the only way you can be on the same page. Removed by Reddit
I dont think its helpful for clarification, since itll get us into trouble again if someone tries to argue with you about it later." That was the first time I had said something like “I don’t want to be banned for asking this question, but please ban me for saying that.” I had meant to say “but if you ask this question again, we wont have any replies to this question.“ posting, I made another post here, this time addressing the topic of moderation, and the comments were overwhelmingly from
You get banned for telling us anything?
I think I got about three out of ten right. The rest were just off by a factor 20 or so. If there is more than one you can add them up. ♂️ tldr; Ban them for telling me they disagree with my take on things...._ "-- Rob Heinzen(talk) 13 Mar 2017 14:"... if someone says 'you then you must be doing X, Y, Z, everything'. Saying you dont have any say' doesn't make you an ass."<|
I saw your post about it, and it was my turn. I had to ask about it though, because I thought you might be able to answer it. So I asked. You replied, but then said you werent sure about what I meant by be careful what you wish for. I said this is my way of asking for opinions, not opinions. You replied again and I said I didnt think it was helpful for clarifying. You said this was my way of asking for opinions, so its not like youd have anything to argue about later. So thats how I responded.
~~~~~~~The story begins here! I live near this neighborhood where there used be three bars so we all went out for dinner every night together after work as friends/family...we had our usual drinks but now they have gone away due to zoning issues
I have this guy who I hang out with very often and he told me he's always texting her. He had this thing about sending memes, but she doesn't care anymore because it makes her sad
(This is what happened.) So basically my friend has been messaging for months now since they met up last year at an event where we were both attending. They started dating shortly after then decided their lives would be better together so when Im talking today/next week its gonna be him telling his friends how much of a jerk hes being by constantly checking them messages every day just as if nothing was amiss between us
[This] happened today, so I decided to record what I said here... It was basically like this: I said, Hey! You know what time we have to be apart? Its 9:00 AM! Thats when I heard a knock at my door. I opened the unlocked front door and saw a young man dressed as Santa Claus standing there. I recognized him immediately as my neighbor. He said hed come to pick me up for Christmas. I asked him if he wanted anything and he said he did. I didnt say anything else and just walked out of
That was the one that made me laugh. I really love this one. Great work!
You can do this, but I'm not sure if it's possible. If you can't do it, please don't do anything. btwice a day during lunch break, try to find a topic that interests you. For instance:♀️What's the difference between saying something is happening and saying someone is doing it?<soocr|>[https://www/.
I don't know who I am but the point is, the point of this post is that if you can't do anything, you might as well stop trying to do anything. If you're trying to do something, you've already failed.
That's a good question and it was an interesting prompt. I would love to hear more about your process if you want to share. Just know that it's not appropriate to ask for permission to write something, especially not in a writing prompt, so please respect that.
Yes ma'am." "Im contacting our local police department in Phoenix, Arizona right now to get their warrant for accession number 1 of your house and some documents regarding your bank account. Hello everyone! Ive just finished speaking with your neighbor over the phone, and we both agree that this is something that would be extremely concerning to them. They believe that someone broke into their house tonight, stole some valles from your house overnight (6pm), and then went on a spree through your neighborhood stealing bikes, cars, jewelry etcetera until they finally
I have to ask, what happened over the course of this story? Great work on writing this! Im here all alone in a foreign country
You are responding to a post in the asslips subreddit. Great job on writing that! [https://www/.
No you don't, I'm sorry. You just keep putting down your cell phone because you don't want to know where they live.
Tldr: >UPDATE You can see the full report by clicking here. https://investors.modernatx.com/newsroom?s=16BwU8xXfKTs5OTDqeO "This morning, my wife woke me up at around 7:30 AM. She was very upset that her mailman had called her earlier asking about getting her st back.
I am sorry! I am in the Phoenix suburb of Phoenix, Arizona and I'm currently having the Arizona Police Department investigate a break-in in our neighborhood. I was talking with one of the neighbors over the phone and told him that the news station was on-air. He was really surprised at the situation but decided to come over and ask. He told me that he was an officer with the police and he asked for the stations help as well.