Give a child an apple and they’ll scream. An orange and a banana and a piano and… "Give me a tapeworm and I’m happy" 😂
" -- Dad, discussing the egg with his son edit: Wow! Thanks for the award! And thanks to everyone who shared their tips and tricks.
I would like to extend this to include a tapeworm and a banana, or any other food a baby could conceivably choke on. Also, as an egg eating parent myself, I just wanted to say that a baby can also choke on their own flesh if they aren't properly fed. I have yet to see a baby choke on their own flesh and I'm not even sure what that even means.