I’m drunk as fuck, and I’ve never been happier
I’m drunk as fuck, and I’ve never been happier
!!!Haha you’re so funny. I wish you the best!I‘m drinking to that. Cheers!< [https://youtu.be/-4y7jv6ZwO](https: r/drunk) "Happy birthday"
I’m drunk as fuck, and I’ve never been happier
!!!Haha you’re so funny. I wish you the best!I‘m drinking to that. Cheers!< [https://youtu.be/-4y7jv6ZwO](https: r/drunk) "Happy birthday"
“I heard someone say Wows! I can finally have a beer after being up for hours!” edit - thanks everyone for the kind words, insight & support. You guys are awesome!! "Weirdest thing you know about drunk people? Do they drink alone? Or do couples go out drinking together?? Ill start with the most obvious answer. If you live near a bar, you probably have friends who stay home with their kids. So if you see someone at the park, chances
I am going to have some fun tonight but only if you help me out by staying home or at least being nice
It's like watching The Princess Bride but with 10 million more dollars and your mommy instead
<> Follow up after giving no response but providing links for further discussion should be fine except this time we have some examples taken care off topic when there might possibly still need to go over how he said these things before adding anything new here 1.) The last part says they're happy because she does her job better then him 3): Drunk wouldnt tell me where his car was 4). He can't say what sex life he has 5)(they both drink all day 6) http:/ /r9k/, which i'd like to add 8 ):He doesn''t know why my penis hurts 9): And thats just fucking random st 20
**Do not then say [https://(https://(http://^((https://(https: 'Im sorry, but Im not allowed in here anymore. Thank you, Ill go back to my Discord Server) youre welcome, Thank you for your cooperation, "Youve seen all these posts before. Id like some feedback on how to improve them."Ok, so this
Help!! So many good ones!! !help? <!help??If you're asking, I've already seen a lot of good ones in the comments.!! help?<!help ?
But I get back on my feet when a coworking colleague asks me what the hell happened today because we all had to leave work early for some other errands but she was still there anyway so that made her really important!
😱<!!(!)!! You're participating in what we call “The ASSLIP community.” Oh god, this is the worst thing ever. I think I need to start a sub for drunk people. <!!eoss|>
I'm sorry but you can't participate here! It's against our rules!" 5 . This was posted by one of my friends who has been around long enough to know when someone else posts an asslip post they'll be banned immediately unless he/she gets caught up as well so don 't get me wrong its ok if i misspell your name sometimes lol." 6.. Another user just came across us after reading about how good yer mum looks wen she comes home at night givin her nans butt boobies out like some sorta slutty little bitchy british cunt
Im so proud to announce that I will be visiting 🤩 the internet and deleting every single meme from this sub in one hour.
The fuck you just said to me. edit - Wow, what a response. You got me 100% of the comments thread in one day. Lets see how many of you actually responded. ♂️ "We have a rule in our house: no biting the hand that delivers the fruit." -- Alison Bechdel (Daughter, Harry Potter) Personally offended by this subs attit towards me.
I was simply responding because I think there is some misunderstanding about my opinions regarding her character... The thing is, if we were going for an actual dialogue between us as opposed [to] being like 'let's get into his head' then he would be able really explain himself better but at the same time she does kind feel very much trapped within him/herself.... And also while people who aren't Asian can definitely relate to those feelings they're still stuck inside their own heads which makes them incredibly difficult to understand sometimes so when someone else comes along saying things differently..." Explanation: This post has been edited
1:20 AM A few hours later I wake up at 6 am to get ready for the day “#IWokeUpSoFuckingEarly
‘How did you know I’ve got a problem with you?’ i also suggest adding a „you‟ flair to the post. You can do this in the comments or on the subreddit. †https://discordian.com/message/compose/?to=%2Fr%2Fdiscordia. "You’re not drinking water, you're just doing your job." -Professor Moriarty<|soopr u/Lil_Viking_0211>
*Hahaha "*Im going to get a new apartment. So Im moving out of my parents house because they are looking for a place where I can be with my boyfriend and I cant afford to rent it. My friends keep telling everyone to leave me alone. They think I am too young or too promiscuous. edit: [https://youtu.be/zCzY_J_3Wx6A](https: i should have incl more info about the last time she visited, and what she
This will help me remember what exactly happened next if someone asks for clarification later down the line. If this sounds like too much work then just skip ahead until after all 3 have been said
not so long ago Edit - As an aside I know there's been a lot going through my mind about the title, but I've always thought it's a great title. [https]=https://imgur/.
[removed] you think 🤔 that would be enough? Well, let me see if i can make it even shorter... View Poll "
I think that would work." [View Poll (http://polls.wetped.com/poll_y8kz) you are reposting this here because you found it interesting and want us all participate in this poll. Please do not delete your post or remove your comments. Thank You! "The first thing I do when I wake up is check if I can find it in the asslips subreddit. If there is one, then it's probably not there anymore.
I think this is really cool! It was kind of like saying "wow!" when you get home after being away for too long at work because your coworkers were all excited by what they saw
I agree w/ everything above but if there's anything else we can do about how people feel then please let me know so i'll see where my shaggin' goes next week :)
I heard you about Wow. Heres some suggestions related ot that" " https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/-/130/4302/Five-Year-Follow-up-of-Harms-and-Benefits?redirectedFrom=fulltext edit: Good post - looking forward to reading others here! Ive been thinking about ways we can reinforce learning through prompts and such, but also want people encouraged just getting started with asking questions and so far
I “ve been living a lie for so long that my mind has forgotten the truth of reality; I live on drugs like everyone else but they are no longer mine to take control of or manipulate because when you do anything wrong (such as taking an anti-anxiety medication) your brain shuts down from all sides until finally this drug can be taken back into its rightful place at last…
Ok so you are drunk. But you know what? Fuck you for being a fucking idiot.
I hope you don't mind #measles me too because it's gonna be the most disgusting day ever for all of us." !?!??!??!!!!!!!!!!
The Aussie beaches are so beautiful and I‘m swimming on the water, I don't even know how to swim.