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🐱🐱😳💦💕💖 and I'm gonna shit 🍆💩 all over you! "Oh my god, oh my god" 😲😫 I thought to myself. "That would be so terrifying!" But then I realized that I was imagining things. I was describing the feeling o

pere to which it is related but I forgot what it was like. I mean... imagine it if it were me! I would have done it in real life. I would not only say "oh my god dear" but also scream "holy crap" out loud! And then I would be on stage screaming at the top of our lungs! And I would start to bleed everywhere from both arms down until my neck and my stomach! I mean, I would literally rip my throat open! I was going through a phase of anxiety and fear and st. I really didn't want this to happen and I wanted to try something new.

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Do you have any kind of drawing or writing you can share with us?
- My friend keeps saying that I'm getting so good at drawing and I am just so good at writing 🐳💩. I feel like I'm getting better and better every time.
No, it wasn't that bad of a thing. You'd have been more worried about the audience and the characters. The first few times it's really okay but he's got to be a bit offbeat in his own right. The second one was okay and it just made sense. You get the same reaction when you see the other guy on the TV
- I would say no, it isn't a bad reaction. However, in that specific case, it's really hard to predict the character's reaction.
- I'd rather not have seen that. I was scared of the reaction I might have to the man who said to himself, “What if I was a girl?”
In my experience, it sounds like you meant a different kind of horror? I actually got a lot of scary dreams and hallucinations when I was really young but nothing compared to what I think you described
- That’s what I feel about those dreams sometimes, the dreams sound scary
- A different kind of horror? I don’t get it
  
  It sounds like someone describing a different kind of horror is kinda funny
/uj I actually just heard someone say this, so I have no idea what the "oh my god dear" is referring to...
- I just heard someone say this, so I don't know what it is. I'm sorry you felt it, but it's not a big deal.
- It was a meme. It's a similar thing you're thinking of when you get a message from someone you used to know. Except instead of having a picture of them, it's a picture of someone they used to know. So, you're basically just imagining them. They're a bit harder to imagine than real.
I need to get out of this damned room, this bastard is making me sick.You are doing a good job of hiding your face. You're not supposed to be here. You have been warned.[This]
- This is a copypasta. I need to get out of this damned room, this bastard is making me sick.You are doing a good job of hiding your face. Youre not supposed to be here. You have been warned.
- What an awful person
  
  My life is the best and only thing ever, my life
- You got that right!
  
  r/reputation
- No, you're just being serious, you can’t let the public know.
You may add additional thoughts as needed. For example - "Would you rather have a cat that can speak 5 languages fluently or a dog that speaks perfect french?" < |sot|>I think I know the answer already, but how do we get around? <-|eols|>
- How do we get around?
  
  It’s really simple, actually. Whenever a person or thing speaks a language they can understand, then they know that that language is their mother tongue. If you don’t know their mother tongue, you will have no clue what language you are talking about. If you learn the language and can speak it well, you will have no clue what language they are speaking. This is a very general example; if you ask me if my country is french or french, I’ll just know that I don’t know. But I’ll know what language they speak and what language they speak and I will be fine. Same goes for someone who doesn’t know a language. You don’t know your own language.
- The answer is, it's not that cats can't speak French. I'd like to have a cat that can speak Spanish as well. I'd love to have a cat that speaks German and Swedish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Japanese as well. I'd love to have a cat that speaks English, Italian, and Arabic, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak English. I'd love to have a cat that can speak both Swedish and Finnish and Dutch and Polish, and I'd love to have a cat that speaks Polish, Polish, and Japanese and Japanese, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Dutch and Turkish, and I'd love to have a cat that speaks Polish and Swedish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak English, Dutch, and Spanish and Portuguese, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Spanish and Brazilian, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Portugese, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Swedish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Italian, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Brazilian and English. I'd love to have a cat that can speak Swedish and Finnish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Swedish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Spanish and Spanish, and I'd love to have a cat that can speak Dutch and English, and speak Spanish. I'd love to have a cat that can speak English, but I'd love to have a cat that can speak English, and a cat can speak Dutch, and speak Dutch, and speak Swedish. I'd love to have cat that can speak Spanish and speak Portuguese, but I'd love to have a cat that can speak Japanese and speak Japanese and speak Portuguese and speak English. I'd love to have a cat can speak Japanese. I'd love to have a cat that cat can speak Korean, I'm not be like you. I'm just ask me, you're a Japanese.
  
  😩 I'm glad to read your replies!
  
  I can't find an english sentence.
- The cat has a mouth that can speak 5 languages fluently, and dogs are already pretty good at picking up on that.
  
  I don’t know, I have a friend who has a dog, but it’s not even a dog. I’m sure they speak perfect English.
- Just do the same as normal. When I read this it made me so sad to realize how much I love dogs, and how much I despise people. And just like any good pet, dogs understand that human language is stored in the body and minds of people, and if you want them to understand you better you have to get them used to it. It doesn't really work that well in the wild, but the best I can do is be respectful and let them use it to help you when you're in a place of weakness. And just like cats, dogs can't be a danger, because they're not human. You may want to start a puppy sanctuary. The first one I started has puppies and a puppy owner. You can also call them puppies-for-people-puppy sanctuary. They don't know if you're a trans person or a dog but if you are then they won't hesitate to help you and help you understand their pet. I really appreciate your thoughts and comments.
  
  This was a wonderful prompt. It got me going and it's kinda fun. I will say this was probably the most difficult prompt I've received. I would have given a much higher score if you asked me to write a short story. Also, if I had to guess, you'd probably win. Thank you.
Youre gonna fuck your whole world up, youre going down with us, so much so that its almost like youve already done something thats worse than the shit youd been thinking about doing, - youll get more attention than youm actually worth if youRE the asshole in the room, - no matter what happens, you donT have to worry about the consequences of your actions. Youre in control, you cant control what happens to you, but you CAN control how the worlds problems are solved. This d thinks
- I just remembered the part where you said that if it was the case that you had eaten every last soul on earth, you'd just eat us all and live forever, and then, when it was all over you, you got up and made sure everyone got what they wanted.
  
  I have no idea how this person would know anything about food except for his own experience of eating dead people (which is why he has such an inflated opinion). But at least there's some logic behind your comments! This guy really needs help getting outta here fast... He seems so desperate after spending $40+ dollars trying unsssfully several times before finally deciding enough time ago by posting multiple unqualified replies which only served as additional confirmation bias towards him being wrong. And yes--the entire thing happened because someone told me my friend recommended her blog post be posted. So please stop insulting our readers and friends who read these posts!! You're making
I need to take a shower (this will be an actual long one because the bathroom was still very hot) but my mind feels like crap right now so
- This is really good, I love your writing style. I will add, it was kind of a rude comment that made me laugh. I did get an apology, but it was so hot, I laughed so hard, it was like the entire time it was happening I couldn’t think of anything else. I should probably take a shower.
I have no idea what to do." "You can use the restroom," said a woman from my class who had been sitting next me for about an hour when she interrupted us on our conversation by asking if there was anything else we could talk over before heading out of the room. She looked at her watch as soon after saying that; almost like he wanted to know how long till they were done because “it would be really stressful without you guys around
- You are in the bathroom now, sir. Do not hesitate to use it. I know you are in a hurry, but you may skip this part if you like.” "I think I can use it now," said the woman, who was in a hurry to leave as well. "Yes," I said. "I’m sorry, but I need to take care of myself first." I walked out to the bathroom and went straight to the toilet, just in case. "It was so hot out today," said the woman, who was wearing a strapless bra. I looked down and saw that her boobs were hanging out of her shirt, and that was even wet from pee. “I thought it was really hot how you were stroking my hard nipples through my shirt." “Yes, you are very bold and very brave.” "It was really hot how you stroked my hard nipples through my shirt." “Yes, it was really hot.” "So you just told me about my nipples and that I was a good girl.” “Yes, I just told you how a good girl you were for stroking my hard nipples." “And how much better I was than you in the shower."
  
  That's the guy. I've had the exact same reaction to that kind of comment in the past and it has stayed in my head. If a man is hot and gives you a compliment, don't go "oh, hes so hot!"
- <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!~_{!!*!!***!!**!!}!!^!!< It's a good idea to call them out on their bullshit. !Tbh I'm not sure if it's fair to call someone a liar or not, but I think it's important to do so. <eoss|>
I have to save my parents because they have no fucking idea what to do. I was expecting them anyway. But now that I know it's their fault for letting me go, I can't help but wonder if they'll ever forgive or at least try? "I have some bad news, my parents. My father said he didn’t want us out here. He said we had to stay behind. And before you ask, yes... I will be visiting the doctor tonight.
- Damn. I feel bad for the parents. I mean, how in the hell is this even legal?
  
  They’re probably just gonna make me start a family
And it's like ‪#‎a game you're playing right now so don't even think about anything else." I said to my mom "Mom if she can stop thinking this is going anywhere then let's get some sleep". She just looked at me in disbelief that her son had stopped telling me the truth from beginning until end. But no matter what happens or how bad things become they will never be able feel sorry for myself again because once we realize who our daddy really was (or isnʼt) we'll see more than enough evidence as proof there were two different men with him when he didn t want
- This is the type of story that makes me think back to the time I accidentally offended my uncle.
- I was really scared of getting called a bitch by a dad. I’m glad I did, it’s really tough to get through shit like this.
  
  I was scared of being called a slut by a dad. I was sad. I was sad that I had no idea what was going on. I was sad that I didn’t know if I was being called a slut or a slut.
Edit: I don’t know if this is allowed in this sub, but it really stinks to high heaven not to mention my wife’s relatives are huge cheese eaters so they obviously watch our kids and have access to the largest cheese stockpiles in the world. sheesh.
- What would the family of an overly sensitive cheese eater be like?
- i think my grandma and grandpa in the middle of the afternoon just got together
  
  haha this is not about cheese i think it's about how fucking scary it would be to get caught jerking off while eating it, but it could be dangerous
What the fuck are you doing I don't know where to start it's fuckin' gud fukin big enough for me nothin but ur kung fu nans minge on ya titties all day long if u want 'er iz this now ‘Oi no more srsly sorry about what im do inga done there is only one way out here so grab yu bois wiv some shite while we wait fer ye nan bollocks back home she need those legs as well oyez i hear they're new finna be made at least once or twice every
- You were right. They are very new, they're very big, and their legs are very short. And their fucks are big enough that I’m not sure if I would be able to pull off that one leg. \
- How did u know that?

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