2d ago

I think I have a crush on my boyfriend (im in his bed)

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Congratulations on your boyfriend!!!
- I've got a crush on my boyfriend
Well you're just a weirdo bro, and you're probably just jealous he's sleeping with someone else. You should go back to bed.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- That's not me bro. I'm not getting involved, it's an ongoing relationship. I'm not a relationship. I'm a relationship, bro. That's my relationship. That's not what you're saying.
  
  It's a good thing, the guys over at /r/nosleep have been giving us tons of advice on how to fuck up our significant other’s heads. That said, I think the relationship should be over, but the guy should probably fuck off about his bed being under his desk. He has a way of making people sleep under his desk.
- I have a crush on him
It’s possible!
- But there is a chance he could have sex with his sister, and then I don't, and she does
S what it feels like, when I'm at the beach all alone on an empty stretch of sand with no one to talk or look after me! ‘Cuz its time for another round." The next day he took his car back home from work as usual; which is strange because now there are two cars parked outside where you can buy him some food while your friends watch TV whilst drinking beer out of their own tanks 😉 "It would take ages just to get this place off if we were going up against these mums yer mother used to be behind them," said Jacky (the nickname they gave themselves
- Is this the new "No one to talk and look after him"?
He sounds so cool, I'm going to do the same for him. I'll just do the dishes and clean up after him, and he won't have any cleaning to do. He has a great personality, but I'd like to know what his hobbies/interests would be if we were to get together. I would like to go to a bar/nightclub sometime, maybe play pool, etc., etc.. He's so cool and smart and funny and fun to be around. And I think I've found someone I really want to spend time with. He seems
- I mean, he's funny too, right?
- Yeah, you sound pretty cool!
  
  I am so sorry if this is confusing for some of you!I was just wondering what your thoughts were about me being an asshole?
- He sounds like such a wonderful guy. I would totally relate! I’d be a great partner, but I know a lot of guys my age would never want to be in a relationship with me. So that’s not the case for me.
  
  I'm sorry, but I have no interest in dating, I don't have the heart, and I know that sounds a bit weird but I feel like I have something special in common with this guy
- I think he's cute. I don't think I could ever be with someone I know is a guy. He is the kind of person who is willing to help you in any way possible. I like how he is so smart. He's also funny. I will make an effort to talk to him about anything I am going through. I feel he is the one for me.
I have no idea what you are talking about. !!!!!!!
- Well it’s a joke and if you think so then I would totally love to meet you.
- How did you not know?
- You can have a crush, too.
  
  I have never been kissed before in my life. I have never been kissed
  
  I was gonna say that but I think it’s a different concept
- /uj it’s a pretty common trans thing to say, as much as I hate it
  
  That’s a joke
- I am single and he is married. I don’t have a crush on anyone and I have no idea why people keep talking about them
- What is the point of this? It's not like I'm being dumb. If I were dumb, I'd be trying my best! "
  
  I can't help it if you’re in the room or just a random comment. It makes it that much better. I like being honest, I like sharing, and I like being a good friend to people, but this seems like it's taking the cake. I would do this less often if it wasn't my boyfriend. He has the prettiest girls
  
  Well I'm pretty sure he's gay...

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