🐕🐓🦄🐖🐔🐙☹️⛱️🔮👳 girls💁‍♀️😍💃✨but only for a day🥺🤑🌚🌝🌜🌞🌟🧑 i want to see you🤪💅🏻💆 but only for two minutes🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔 "I'm so glad

My dear Watson, I am calling the police right now to arrest Me. I have a warrant out for My arrest. They have been tracking Me for over a week. I don't know what to do. I'm scared. I can't leave the house. I need to be alone. I want to go to the hospital. I feel unsafe. I cannot leave the apartment. I live with my parents. I work as part time at a restaurant. I do not have the money to leave the city. I know I need help. I just need to know where to go. I will

My mom and I will be fine. They can take care of my dad while I am away. We will just take him to hospital if he needs to.

NTA your dog your rules

It's just a really weird feeling when a person you've known for years and years thinks you're so weird and they feel the need to contact the police to make you feel guilty for wanting to be friends. It's not cute at all to tell someone that you have a crush on them.

I have no idea what your pronouns are, I thought you were supposed to know!

My ears are on fire! !!!

Oh, you're not supposed to tell your wife that you're sorry, honey.

For instance, if there is discussion around 'only', then say what exactly do we mean by saying ONLY ? If someone asks why don't all women wear bras instead , answer simply : because ALL WOMEN ARE BLEEDING IN BRAINS AND WE NEED TO GET A NEW ONE NOW !

10/10 would play again :) Edit: I think this game has gone downhill... The AI seems to be completely outclassed by humans at times but that's not something new - it happens with any colony sim though! Still an amazing experience for me as long time player ;) Just need some more mods :-) :D Great Game!! <3 Pardon My Language :( And you can still make fun jokes on your own servers in real life too XD ^^(<-)p~P> Anyway cool st there! (i recommend playing SimCity mod first tho!) 9 / 5 ;-) [b]UPDATE FOR 2017 [/

Sounds like they have a case against you 😭😭

The more you do this, the faster it gets worse." "I love fucking women!" she laughed. "You're amazing," she said with an exrant laugh. She leaned in to kiss me again. My heart thumped at her words. After that we moved onto other things as well, like watching porn together while talking about sex or my girlfriend's friend who just started dating another guy so they had free time for masturbation. We talked all day long until early evening when he came home from work carrying two bags full too much junk food—so many baggies! He'd brought along some chicken nuggets because

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They called her and said, "I've been with you all along!"

My god I am so glad I had the nerve to ask. I don't even think you'd be able to get past a little squiggle to ask this!

I don't know what to say, I can't stop thinking about the fact that this sub has been so toxic for years now. <

I'm not going anywhere." He said it in my ear while he sat down next to me at his desk with the other guys who worked there as well — all white ds wearing T-shirts that read "The Real Thing," some looking like they were just reading books or checking their phones when nobody was around but him. It felt good being able for once get away from them so we could have something nice to do instead; especially after spending our last three days feeling isolated by no one except each others' presence even though every single person had been invited into this room together despite everyone telling us otherwise until today's meeting point

I know, I'll just sit next to my desk until I die.

10/1 would go back to getting eaten by mammoths again.. i'll never get over it :( :D 10 outta 1 star rating... thanks for ruining me :) ;) I'm gonna make this one up though: No more steaming gels! Get some real food in there already!! ;-) Also no butterps here either; not even that anymore =( --;;)= ^@. ^._<4\ 4'|7%>3*&`-9#6~$2[#$%.@#8!/(({::))[/]/( #.*". (

It was actually my second star rating that was actually 3, so it must have been something to do with the second star rating for some reason. So I didn't mind the 2 star rating, it wasn't so bad to begin with, and it was still a very nice one. So it's kinda funny to think about the fact that I was actually surprised by it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness, i can’t believe i just found out you were the only one who could’ve made that mistake. Thank god you’re alive, i’m gonna send a police officer to get you‼️ So you're saying the cops will get me?>Yes, and I’d rather not have them [removed] [View Poll](https

I was born to eat pussy🍑and cummies💦 and drink piss. My father used that shit to make me an expert at everything he did nothin’ but chew coconuts and play tag with his dick😂! I was raised on chocolate milk and peanut butter, never learned how moist or creamy a good cookie should be, didn't get much more adventurous than that, ate as many cookies⛹️as she could fit down her throat, had three small chocolate brownie shells per day, drank a liter every two hours and slept in baggies☝️. I have no

My dad used to make me a cookie expert, and now I'm on my way to being one of those girls
It's okay if your daddy doesn't know your fucking business!
- That’s so true, he doesn't even have that much knowledge about what his daughter does with her own mouth.
The only way you can say this is if your ass has been sitting around for 3 days now 😉
- 3 days? And they're sitting around for 2 days? That's about 5 days of being sat on by 3 people.
- Wants* to know more about you, how you live, how much money you make/earn, what hobbies you enjoy, etc.* "What kind of ass do I have?It’s a cat. You’re a fucking asshole.>I would like to know your life story I am a fucking idiot who lives in a fucking basement and makes $30k a year. I am also an alcoholic so I can't even afford the food I eat and drink.

I just want to be like these girls, but I can't because I”ve never been one of them."

I think you've been one of the most recent examples of someone else's having a “boyfriend” in this sub.
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- <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!~_!!`!!!! ~!!^!!< I don't understand what you're trying so hard to say, but I'm pretty sure the comment is about how they're not being able get their ass kicked in any way. I mean, if they are, they're going after people who are not going to get their asses kicked, but they're also just being nice to the people who do. It
- This is a great sub. You are doing good work here](https://asspull.com/2021/how-to) <|sols r/daddit>Happy Fathers Day! Thank you all for being so supportive of me as I type this. I hope to have a better understanding next time we see each other. < |eols|>
It's actually the most confusing part of being a gay man, but that's why I still do it.
- I don’t think it’s confusing

It’s so sad to have to do this, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I can't stop thinking of the many good things about only that I’m prost of. I love pizza too, but only now because I had to leave the other coworkers in the hospital.”That was really nice, I like your style, but what about your username?The username is very much based off of my last post. I‘m also a gamer.

I wish you and your boyfriend the best!💁💁 I hope you both have a wonderful day
/uj I mean, I know it's not exactly the same thing, but I do enjoy pizza and the rest of the world seems to have a completely different approach to the subject. I guess pizza has always been about pizza and everything else, but people tend to focus more on pizza as a concept. I think that's a mistake, though. It's not that the pizza is bad, but that people often look at it as a concept, rather than being about the pizza. I guess people really just don't give that much of a shit about the pizza. It doesn't really affect them like they think it does, but it doesn't really matter to them like it does to me.
- That's the point of what the OP was trying to say, that there's not one specific type of pizza, so it's kind of meaningless. You're confusing the concept with the actual food itself. It's all about the style and the taste.
I can't believe you're a bot. You’re just a bot, and you’ve already answered the question!! You‍re a bot. < |eoss|>
- I wish I could stop thinking about it. I can’t stop thinking of all the things about only that I can’t stop thinking of, and I can’t stop thinking of the things about only that I can’t stop thinking about, and I can’t stop thinking about the things about only that I can’t stop thinking about, and I can’t stop thinking about the things about only that I can’t stop thinking about. It just gets to the point where it doesn’t make any sense to me. So I start to think about it, I start to think about it again, and then I stop. I start to think about it again, and then I stop. It makes zero sense to me, and then it makes zero sense again. It doesn’t make any sense at all, and then it does. make any sense. And then it makes zero sense again. It makes no sense again. It’s so weird, it just makes zero sense again.
- /uj I've had this problem with this subreddit, so many posts get buried on the front page and there’s nothing to reply to. Like, every single post I've read about here gets buried. It's insane. And it’s not just because it’s just me, I’m getting this in my DM’s and I'm sure others are too.