Conscious Thought

And much like all people who do nothing useful yet try to inject themselves into the solution anyway, it doesn't know how to say "I don't know".

It's just enthusiastic bullshit. It's perfect for replacing middle managers, salesmen, politicians, etc.

Basically, we made AI Patrick Bateman.

... you know, a charismatic, optimistic mask, stretched over a howling void of rage, fury and insecurity.

Yep, we taught the LLMs corpospeak, and the corpos and tech bros love them.

Has nobody else played Shadowrun?

You just learn different etiquettes, different dialects, and this functions as a charisma/speech boost to the relevant demographic.

Corposociopaths of course love themselves more than anything else, so obviously they craft a mad machine god in their own image, which is of course 'perfect'.