The New York Parks Department has canceled tree plantings near sidewalks where cops illegally park their cars
The New York Parks Department has canceled tree plantings near sidewalks where cops illegally park their cars

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No Shade: Illegally Parked Cop Cars Are Why We Can't Have Nice Trees

Slash tires and they will move
Don't slash, use a pair of side cuts and cut the valve stem off. They can't patch it and limp it back to the station that way.
They can’t fix sidewall damage.
I prefer the inconvenience of two flat tires. That way a spare can't be used. And, no real damage occurs.
Fuck it, four!
No need to cause damage, but have the same effect https://a.co/d/gFyQ6BE