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The ultimate in ass-punching "I'm so glad you're here, because you've given me so much power over my life that I can now just fuck you up like a whore." (this is the first time i have ever posted this

On here, so please don't judge me for it)I’m not saying you're wrong, but you're definitely getting your ass beat. You should just fucking leave. You’re not getting your butt beaten anymore.Oh fuck no. My brain is fucked and im not going to go back. you should just move on with your lives.You are a good person man! "I am an asshole who has I am a good human being who has done good things for people." love you, I love you too< I am a good friend who loves my family and I am someone who has helped people out. I am also somebody who has done good st for people. I can help you out. That'.

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I know this sounds stupid but the thought of a man being in any way physically abusive to another man makes me cry like a baby and I want nothing but a happy ending, not some twisted twisted evil way to get women to have sex with me. Like I know the real reason why women like it and men do too but it is more than just a pass.
- You can get a trans-woman to fuck you, but you can't get a trans man to fuck you. You have to make a choice between going into a women's room and having to fuck a man. That's how it's always been. I don't get the transphobia, I just don't want a man to have sex with me. I just want to be respected as a man and not treated as a woman.
Sr/submit:([^(sub rules)](- *Any PM sent TO individual mods ABOUT this action WILL likely not be ignored. If this was posted here before I got banned, why would i expect it?>I’m not a bot. I just wanted to say that I’d like to respond to the OP. they’re banned from If you have any questions or concerns about this action: you can [message the moderators]( thru Modmail. Thanks!< If you have questions or comments about this: r|>Thank you for your submission to /r/redditmoment. Please try again later.
- /uj its a pretty shitty sub, Im sure most people here are okay with that. But if I do get banned, its probably for a good reason.
  
  Well the mods are pretty much a lot of "srs" and they have a tendency to get banned without a reason. And for all of you who get banned without a reason, just remember this. Im pretty sure most of you are fine. And if you do get banned, its likely that its because theyre a jerk.
- No I think we can all be happy about the fact that we get to pick and choose who gets to write the rules.
Awww fuck yea!
- Fuck yeah!
  
  I'm so happy to know you know me!
  
  S it. I am not perfect, but at least I tried.
- The absolute shit outta here. And now this "friend" is trying to fuck you up?
- Fuck yeah you have to
  
  A person who has been in a relationship for a long time can only have one partner.! It's called "spouse."! You're a "normal human being."! We call them "relationship partners".! My wife and my sister are the same person. They're both "normal humans."! They're "normal people".! ! This is the "normal person".!<! One or more natural sentences from your own words.! There's a reason we call them that way.!
- This is a good one!
  
  Hah, it's been a while!
I can't tell you the length of time it takes me to write these and post them here for everybody: "The game is great but i have a problem" Do not add any more information, just continue with your story line as if nothing happened at all! This will be very hard on yourself because this happens so often that when I get stuck or confused about something there's no way around my mind You'll feel like an idiot after completing one part... But hey - what else are we going do? We're still playing through another level :) Just keep repeating until everything feels right again ;) :D And then go play some other games instead.
- I think your comment makes the game impossible to enjoy
  
  I have two main problems here - first off, this is an obvious one but my second problem arises when you mention how much time people spend playing games of varying difficulty...
- This was written to get people thinking the game is great and then they get pissed that i wrote it. I know its hard to put into words, but its not really fair to people who have been there, it makes a big difference. You don’t have to say "youre an asshole" because the game itself has made you an asshole. If you want to know more, look it up. You don’t have to write a thousand paragraphs to know that the game isn’t perfect but you can always find flaws.
- I think the first thing you should do is look at the videos and see what problems are being caused, and start fixing them, don't get a bunch of mods, it's going to make it a mess, but with the amount of issues being caused it's not going to be a mess and it's going to be a lot better for your game then before.
  
  You really want a lot of mods, that's why it's a lot worse.
  
  Don’t get me wrong I’m not a fan of this sub, I�ll leave it as a good idea. ! You can’ve got a better post there if you want, but I‘m not going back. < I don't know why you think that. < <! What do you mean? !?!?!?!?!?!?!😂😂.
- You do not know anything about the game that is so blatantly obvious, you should not post it anywhere else!
  
  Just post it on a discord server and someone else will likely find it within a week or two :)
  
  I mean, I guess if you don't want it posted you could just have posted it in r/CrusaderKings - that would be fair
  
  I never heard of this, I didn't think about this on purpose, I didn't see the point in it until I read this post, and even then I still thought it was weird
- This game is so awesome, the lore and lore in the world is so iconic, i can't wait to play it
  
  This game is so awesome. I feel like I’m going to have to play it someday and I’m so glad i did. It’s so well written, so much love for this game. I’m so glad i did!
  
  It's great, I just finished the entire lore in the game. This post was just the perfect time to go back in time and make some shitty comment and take down your comments
NThanks for all the support! It's been a great journey! [ "I hope you feel better, but I'm not feeling any better." [ Edit: Thanks to everyone who has commented on this post. I appreciate all of your comments. I know that there are many people who have not been able or willing/interested enough to help. I amry for the I just want everybody to know that I am alive and well. I thank you for all of the support, and I wish you all the best. [ ].
- I wouldn't want you to know I'm alive and well. It's been an amazing journey.
- Thanks! It really makes me feel great! But it is so important that you respect my pronouns.
- You are reposting an existing post. [View Poll]( Edit: thanks for the likes! "I'm repostin' an old post."<|> Edit 2, added: thank you for the kind words! ( r/okbyretard).
  
  Ah, you're reposting an old post.
  
  The reason I don't see any of these responses being positive is because the most popular and best replies seem to be always about how happy people are and how much they want to be with their spouses or even if their spouse isn't happy, then they will not be happy. I'm not sure if they have "a life goal" or "they have no life goal," so it makes sense to not see as many responses on these. The sad part is that the most common comments are mostly about people being in pain (which I find totally acceptable and quite frankly quite nice), and people not wanting to see the world change because they don't want their spouse happy. So for example, I see many comments on how great being married to a person is and how they want to have their families and have a great marriage and I can understand that. But when people ask me questions like, "how long do you want to be married?" I often get the "I want to end things" or "I just want to be with my spouse" questions.
  
  This sub was already reposting
  
  You are reposting an entire thread of an old thread that's been deleted
  
  You have been banned by /u/_@. Your comments were deleted after I posted them under your name so don't worry about me getting into trouble if i do get caught up again .
I was almost there but I was stopped by an ancient spider crawling up my leg.
- The web's own web is just fine for that.
- And he said "This is how youre going to fuck your girlfriend," and then he took a metal pipe and shoved the pipe into my leg so he could say "youre just a woman"
  
  You didn't use the pipe, he used the rock and then it fucked you up.
- That spider was just standing there, waiting for something to happen, nothing to happen
  
  They were right.
  
  The woman was afraid they would be attacked by the Spider." "That is a fair assessment." >"What about your boyfriend?" >"He did not move his web."< r/TwoXChromosomes|>This is a great example of how to structure a post. You're welcome! This is a common way to respond when a man does something sexist, like I'm sure this is a good approach for most situations.
  
  This will help us get started and give the other person context before asking them questions at first.For more information on writing responses please visit my website If you want to add a few words, put those into your next line or make sure that they are not redundant with what is already there The rest of the sentences should be as follows:I am going out for dinner tonight I have been planning this trip since last year.
- I was going to keep typing until it stopped. This is probably the most hot thing I’ve read on this sub today. I was fantasizing about a girl with big, beautiful assholes and a pussy that was constantly dripping and wet from her ass. I was imagining how wet and sloppy I could make her. She had big, thick fingers and I was fantasizing about licking and sucking her nice and wet little ass hole, as I fucked her. Her legs were so fucking nice and she was so beautiful. The way she stretched and twisted her little asshole. I could feel how wet she was by the time I was close to my climax. I kept cumming harder and faster as I got close. As I came I finally came and the spider was gone and my legs were sooo heavy. I fell back down to the floor and I finally felt the full weight of it on my ass.
  
  My legs are so fucking wet, you see? I’m so horny 🤔
  
  I mean, I'm kinda sad that you got banned and now have to do all this. It's almost like a shitty porn post and a shitty ass porn comment. I hope it was something that someone had fun with but I'll guess it’s not a real one.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  The spider
- It was like a spiderweb in your leg
  
  Yeah, kinda like the original spiderweb.
  
  It's a spiderweb, a spiderweb
- How did you get the spider to crawl up your leg?
  
  I made an incision to the spider's nest and gave it to the spider to make it to my skin. When I was young I thought this would be a very stupid thing to do, but it felt good. This was a very nice and nice experience. I’m glad I could make such a useful contribution to society by making a wonderful and beneficial change for my society and the world. Please remember my time.
You are an awesome person. I hope you have a wonderful day!I am a great friend, I am an amazing person, I will always be there for you. she is a great person, he is a really great guy. He is a very nice guy. you know what? theres a good thing about him. His name was John Smith. And he died. do you go to the internet and read all those stories about how he was such a good John Smith died.]( I amry if this is not the correct way of saying it but it works. I amry. I will do better next time. I promise.
- It doesn't have to be. I've read plenty of stories about him already. The reason I didn't write down that he's not here for you is because it's not how you've imagined it.
- You can read them for what they are. I am sorry to hear that. I am always interested to hear about men’s exes, what happened after they broke up. I always like hearing about them after they’ve gone, what their sex life was like. I would have no shame reading about their sex lives and the sex they enjoyed. But I just wanted to know, you know, that they are real and that they’re not just fantasizing, are they? I am not joking when I say I want to know how the real sex life of real men could be. I just want to know how real men could be if they knew how to fuck. And it is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could fuck real women.
  
  No I don't. I know I’m being a jerk but I need to know how you’re not being a jerk. I’m trying to understand. I’m just asking so you know, I’m just a human being trying to help. You are a good person and I’m sorry if this is offensive. I’m a good friend, I’m a good friend, I’m very nice. And I’m just curious what you’re saying. It’s all you know right? (It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking fuck. It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking. It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking. It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking. It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking. It is so fucking hot to imagine that real men could be if they knew how to fucking. It is so fucking that real. It is so fucking that real. It is so fucking that real. It is so fucking that real. It is so fucking that. It is so fucking. It is so fucking that. It is so fucking that. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking that. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking. It is so fucking.
  
  It’s not real, I agree. I would read stories like that. But I don’t want to make a post about it. I’m not gonna lie to you. I’m gonna make a post about how men are the worst human beings ever. I’m gonna say that in the same breath as saying I’m not a fucking pussy, and I mean that in the best possible way.
  
  This post is just a comment and not a statement.
  
  I wish you could read the stories of men’s exes and get a blowjob from one of them. I hope you read them.
- My favorite part is that it's a bad guy. I think that's an incredible name!
  
  Yeah that’s my favorite part. That’s a super nice name!
  
  He's not just bad, but really good at murdering people.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Well, I'd hate to know about your next trip to the internet because it will be pretty hard to do, you don't know what kind of content you have in the world of a public information website, it would be like watching someone post this at my house
  
  You're a great guy, I hope your trip will be a great one, if it's not it'll be the best in your life I hope. The best is yet to come, it's not over yet.

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