Biscuits are already the perfect size for both dunking and munching. This is unnatural. An unforgivable perversion of the original artistic intent. A cry for help.
I wish Morrisons would stop with the oversized plastic cartons. Also, just sell a pack of these biscuits. And on what planet is that price considered appropriate.
You have to consider the image you’re putting out there for people. You’re saying you’re the type of person who has a massive sports direct mug and think it’s hilarious.
My thought is: why do they need generic descriptive names when they are still printing the biscuit name on the biscuit itself?
Also "caramelised" is not how I would ever have described a Custard Cream and it looks to actually have dulche de leche inside, which is possibly the answer.
Biscuits are already the perfect size for both dunking and munching. This is unnatural. An unforgivable perversion of the original artistic intent. A cry for help.