China eyes Saturn’s icy moon Enceladus in the hunt for habitability

So this is what AI is good for!! Install a few datacentres, train GPT-7, and boom, icy moon is no longer icy or uninhabitable.

And this news comes as I'm eyeing enchiladas in a hunt for edibility. Weird.

China, you should definitely aim for Pluto so we can hurry up and release whatever was photographed moving underneath the ice.