Xi and Putin overheard talking about organ transplants and immortality

We can only hope, but surely they're not stupid enough to try it on themselves

In Russia, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, putin need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Putin die! FSB very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to Philippines. No tagalog, no food, no money. Jose give me job. Now I have house, EV car and new woman. Jose save life.

My big secret. I kill Putin on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!