2d ago

bro who tf invented the SPOON 💀 like u see a puddle and thought “yeah imma scoop that”

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Spoons are a scam invented by Big Bowl to sell more bowls. We should be sticking our hands (nature's bowl) in the communal cooking bowl like God intended.
What is this, twitter. Put it on an image.
- I LOVE voyagers share as image thing, idk if other frontends have it but the one here is BEAUTIFUL
  
  How do I reblog this
  
  Tysm
Mini-bowls, they were initially called
- Did you come to this instance to start a fight too?
- Bro what 💀💀💀
  
  I was there when they were invented, they were called mini-bowls. The marketing team didn't like it, though, so we had to rewrite all the clay tablets with 'spoons'. Which is a dumb name, for the record.
I don’t think this is difficult to understand at all. You want to have a tool to scoop liquid, hold it in your hand, and allow you to pour it into your mouth. So, you invent a cup or a bowl. Then, you want a tool that allows you to do this in mouth-sized bits. So, you invent a spoon. Or, if you’re really smart, a straw.
This really isn’t that hard.
- Exactly, and it's easier to build a wooden spoon than a wooden fork. It was invented much earlier
  
  Was it really? I would have just thought a tree branch that split in 2 would be considered the first forks. Like the thing you would use to hold a hotdog over the fire.
There is a spoon
The spoon was invented by the Reverend William Archibald Spooner

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