4d ago

Made my special tuna noodles, do you think it will impress my date?

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who is the third foot?
- My date
- Ghost
Everyone knows Gagh is best served live.
Uhh https://sh.itjust.works/post/46220452
- Haha, wtf, this is an extreme coincidence or someones havin a laugh.
  
  The latter.
idk about the noodles, but the linux cli cheatsheet desk mat sure will
- Yeah I kinda want that
That seems like a waste of perfectly good ingredients for some fake internet points.
- Nope, that was my meal. I ate it.
Tuna? Where? I see what vaguely resembles tomato sauce & ground beef. And corn.
- The beef is canned tuna
You Italians have some pretty fucked up candy corn. Which is already fucked up.
- Those are Germans, and that's just canned corn.
  
  How did you know?
- As an Italian I'm pretty much sure I have never seen a pasta recipe other than "pasta fredda" with candy corn in it!
- What’s the problem with the corn?
This is the first time I've ever thought that a bowl of noodles actually looked like worms. Very impressive.
Damn, those are some long maccheroni.
- Yes, they where very hard to find. But they are their favourite noodles :3
And yet the Brits get all the shit for our cooking.
- Considering you guys went ALL around the world in search of spices, then decided to NOT use them 🤪, yeah. only issue I see with this is the tuna.
  
  Ha, this actually reminds me of my favourite food fact, Japanese curry is a British invention.
How would it impress your date? You only brought enough for one!
It does look impressively bad.
I bet you the date smells similar.
Toodles*
I'm sure it will ;)
- It did :D
  
  It was impressively bad…
  
  Lies

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