I've been looking for this dude all of my life!

I would 100% watch an all muppet remake of The Matrix

Keanu has to be the live human character, as is tradition.
100% agree!
Heck, if Disney can make those [insert your adjective] live action movie remakes, I'm sure there's a market for the Sesame Street gang to do remakes of classic IPs. Man, I'd love to see The Muppets do the same.
- You agree zero percent with an exclamation point.
  Edit: Ah glorious, you fixed it 😁
  (So people understand the conversation, the typo was originally "!00% agree!")

Rips dmt vape

Now I’m expecting a Sesame Street episode where Keanu Reeves gives the lessons on how to be nice.

It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're a regular, respectable person. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in the fediverse, where you go by the hacker alias hopesdead@startrek.website and are guilty of virtually every shitpost we have a rule for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
I'm way too old for that show and I'd watch that episode happily.

Too bad PBS had been defunded

Do not try and watch PBS. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no show.

I could have sworn there was a Cookie’s Crumby Pictures for The Matrix, back when they were making tons of film parodies, but apparently that wasn’t one of them.

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Cookie%27s_Crumby_Pictures

TIL: Cookie Monster had a segment series where he and other Sesame Street characters would star in "coming attractions trailer[s]".

Please. I dont even care if its some fae shit. Take me away from here

I'm in!

I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the Big Bird hole? Hmm?
- I'm Alice? I thought you were Alice!

First we have the right foot. You put it in and you take it out. And you shake it all about.

Or, you put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. And you find out what it's all about.

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge dancers?
And now you know kung-fu.
- Show me.
- Errybody be kung-fu fighting...

That would be quite helpful.

HikingVet, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- Could, could I just get the map?

How deep does the garbage can go? I mean it’s a whole house!

What? 'IF?' ?? JUST TELL ME YOU STUFFED FUCK!!!

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Sesame Street is... You have to see it for yourself.
- i'm trapped... fuuuuck

For me it took 200mcg but ymmv