“Only 100 exist. Vince McMahon gave these busts to his hand-picked guest at his locked-down, NDA-protected 80th birthday party at NYC’s Baccarat Hotel. Phones not allowed or checked in."

No, phylacteries from D&D, container that holds a lichs essence so it can't die. Like a horcrux but less shitty and unoriginal.

I've always found it weird and gross that DND uses that word to mean "where liches keep their souls". Seems a little blood libel-ish.

I'd bid a fiver, just for the fucking weirdness of it. Of course I also think it'd be fun to go to Greece and toss it in the ocean for some diver to find later on hoping they found something.