Best part of waking up
Best part of waking up
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I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.
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That was the most disturbing part.
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You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.
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Lemme recall the liturgy real quick.
My neck my back my pussy and my crack.
If anything I think I'm finding a two massager deficit.
Ed: maybe one, I dunno what the black thing is.
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How many hours a day do they let you out?
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How do you even use 2 at once?
Just get a jackhammer lmao
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And this is what we call clits akimbo or dual wielding.
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One on top of the other like a compound turbo, don't judge. Some people are just trying to hit their resonant frequency like the Tacoma narrows bridge.
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Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can't finish my lunch because I'm thinking about LaCroix.
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Ugh! La Croix.
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I will never understand the appeal. It's like somebody wafted the memory of a lemon over a can of tonic water.
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I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”
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“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”
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Mines a ferangi head bong
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What are the microphones for
Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh
Duo karaoke obviously.
Gotta have one for Vic Fontaine
Oh darling