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I'm safe from this judgement, but not from the evidence of my Stellaris saves.
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Go on...
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Jesus enabled more than enough pedos to control people under his name.
He doesn’t give a shit about some digital penguin. Too busy matchmaking with the priests and alter boys.
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Jesus pulling up the footage
Me, sweeting nervously
Jesus: "But you eventually beat the level?"
Me: Cautiously... "... yes."
Jesus: "Damn." Pulls out controller "Can you give me a hand? I've been stuck on it for over 30 years."
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Implying you die in the next 12 years or so. Hmm
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Or Jesus just didn't get into Mario 64 for another few years.
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It's fine, just ask for forgiveness and everything shall be fine.
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Defending Your Life if it came out today
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Lol. Just watched it for the first time. Ain't no heavenly lawyer gonna be able to help me.
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Well at least we're all going to the same place. We should make a "Hell" instance for Lemmy, so it's waiting for us.
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Given how terrible heaven is supposed to be, I feel like an afterlife in hell should just be a perpetual LAN party in your best friend's basement, where no amount of Doritos, Mountain Dew, or Red Bull would be harmful, but would instead just be nourishment.
Or swap in whatever junk food you like the most instead, but you know the feel I'm going for, I hope.
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IIRC it’s worse with the mom following, because as soon as you dropped her baby into the abyss her angry eyes softened as if she forgave you, but she’d then get stuck in a loop running up to the edge as if to throw herself off, stopping at the edge, then meandering away, before changing her mind and trying again. Such was her anguish.