A murder at the church

Crows remember faces, so being nice to them is the best option.

We have a major crow infestation in this town, however. We're talking huge flocks of hundreds of crows right downtown, and they shit everywhere. It's a lot worse than pigeon shit too because they eat meat. Rancid meat. They try to keep them away with those inflated wiggly men they have in front of car dealerships except on rooftops. It is only a partial success. The crows just go infest another nearby part of town.