Its 5 o'clock, time for an adult beverage
Its 5 o'clock, time for an adult beverage
Drink responsibly
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These new CapriSun flavors are lit
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I fucking hate you
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😘
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Alright, you've won me over.
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A true Mac and cheese connoisseur!
Ignore the powdered plebians.
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Can confirm, mom never let me drink those
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She let me. As a reward. A reward for sexing her. I had sex with your mother.
Intercourse.
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Well I suppose that'd do the trick if anything. I tried everything else but she was a real stubborn old hag
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What kind of throat goat vacuum powered mouth monster would be able to suck cheese sauce through that straw? Lmao
Your mom. 🤭
Nancy Reagan?
Nah she eats metal
I looked at that and thought 'maybe with a boba straw'. smh
Monica Lewinsky
You're about 20 years late on that joke.