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BoneHouseWasps 🔶 @mastodon.social

1y ago

Best use the colour cycle then

Image description: From no.context.brits on Instagram, a text convo screenshot.
Dad Text Message Today 13:48
How do | set the washing machine?

What are you washing?

A t-shirt

What does it say on the t-shirt?

Pink Floyd

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-02-21)

11 comments

You have to start playing Welcome To The Machine before you put the shirt in.
- “What colors can I wash in this?”
  “Any color you like”
  
  Shit. Washing Machine is broke.
  Gotta go to the laundromat.
  Before you go don’t forget some money!
  Cash registers begin to ding and close, money counters whirr, bags of change hit the counter, one bursts and our hero grabs some coins just as the bassline drops
I like that it transcribed a pipe instead of a capital i
I think this is fake because no dad would just wash one t-shirt. That would be like running the dish washer when it’s not 110% full.
Are there t shirts that you can’t just throw in the regular cycle? I can’t say I’ve ever searched out for the special laundry instructions on a t shirt
- What’s the regular cycle for you? For me it’s 30°C (so yes), for my mom it’s 60° (so no)
  
  The setting on the machine that says regular ¯(ツ)/¯ not trying to be a smartass here
- I just get all my t-shirts dry cleaned.
  
  A man of culture. Gotta make sure that Inuyasha graphic doesn’t get roughed up.

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