If you need to light a cigarette you just wait 5 minutes until something explodes
I can't sleep. Have another meme.
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Grounding cables do not exist in The Federation
Millions of miles of complex nanowire circuitry... not one single 30 amp fuse.
I think safety is a pretty low priority in the federation, no seatbelts on any of their ships either
And as a backup plan, real Starfleet officers know how to start a fire using the rocks coming out of the exploding console or falling from the ceiling.
Gotta put Wesley's face on the car dealer, though.
Enterprise D consoles probably all rely on that one Regex library for JavaScript that everything is built on and has a new critical vulnerability discovered every month.
I'm the 24th century, they're still trying to patch the bugs out of that library - meanwhile ensigns are dying every time the shields go below 40%>
Seller - This beauty can survive so many fires!
I always wonder how things like chandeliers in dining rooms would look during these scenes lol
Grounding cables do not exist in The Federation
Millions of miles of complex nanowire circuitry... not one single 30 amp fuse.
I think safety is a pretty low priority in the federation, no seatbelts on any of their ships either