Escalation continues as Iran deploys additional booty clapper units to the border. An Israeli response is imminent
Escalation continues as Iran deploys additional booty clapper units to the border. An Israeli response is imminent
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THICCCC
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Whatever else might be said, its impressive that this older dude can do a split like that.
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I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.
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These are the straddles. Splits go the other way. But yes, this is very impressive. Dude is probably a martial artist, or ex gymnast.
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SHEESH
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I have trouble to imagine how you gather your men for that:
"The chef want all of you at the village center in 1 minute"
"Don't tell me it's..."
"Yes, again... We should never have imported him a wii fit"
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At least our tests with Solid Snake assure us the Iranians will be unable to launch a sneak attack.
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If we just had ass clapping military units, and all disputes were settle via booty dances between military units, the world would be a much better place.
We could get all diplomatic issues twerked out
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