Europol doesn't only want an encryption backdoor, but also your metadata

I keep saying that, but you know what else is an "obstacle to investigations"? Door locks. And window blinds. And envelopes that don't let you read the letters inside. And clothes - you can hide a bomb under them!

We should definitely all get ankle bracelets that will constantly transmit our location and record audio/video of everything we do so that we're not an obstacle to any investigations... How else would benevolent agencies like Europol keep us (AND OUR CHILDREN!!!) safe?

You mean they might have to leave their desks, touch grass, and actually visit the donut shop in person?

Fuck Europig.

The Brussels and German bureaucracy just love suspecting their whole population of either being terrorists or child molesters....

I am working under assumption that local feds in every jurisdiction are already mining meta data

I want the real terrorists be solved for good, but they are in the Commission, the Europol, and the so called "HLG", so they are practically untouchable.