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It's... confusing.

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It's... confusing.

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For the uninitiated
- "Got confused"?
  Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
  Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
  
  IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
  
  ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"
  
  He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.
  
  They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
  
  Maybe they meant "concussed?"
  
  The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
  
  Helicopter goes brrrrr
  
  If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.
  Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.
- When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.
  
  "Put that eldritch horror away."
  
  Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
  (I don't get it)
- That’s horrifying.
- That sounds like a rumor that William started.
- Wait, 👀 for real?

"Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!"

There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
- The fuck did I just watch
  
  It's OK. Welcome to the other side.
  
  Not my proudest
- Damn I'm kinda jealous

I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.
- 100%
- Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?
  
  Kinda hard to google, you got more?
- Not exactly what you're looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.

Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant's trunk in your pants
- I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex

How does he walk?!
- Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable
  
  Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads
- What the fuck
- Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.

DaFoe was amazing in "The Lighthouse (2019)."

I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing... 🤔
I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren't relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.
- *doppelbanger

Is this just in reference to "Anti-christ?". I don't think I've seen him naked in anything else.

Found it
- Join Vimeo to watch
  :(
  
  His green goblin popped up for me.
- Oh my God! No, thank you!
  Poor man.

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