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‘NOISE-CANCELING’


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I think about this every workday.

‘EXTREME GOURMET’

![Panel 1: A group of people steps out of a time machine labeled "Aeon Time Travel Tours." The leader says, "Well, here we are. The Archean Eon." The travelers react with amazement. "Wow." "Amazing." Panel 2: The leader warns, "Stay close together. Watch your step." A man and a woman giggle as they put on bibs, preparing for something. Panel 3: The leader adds, "And don’t touch anything." The man and woman excitedly reach into their inner pockets and exchange eager looks. "Ready?" the man asks. "Yip," the woman responds. Panel 4: The man and woman run away from the group, giggling, with spoons in hand. In the background, the leader and the rest of the group look on. "Hey!!!" the leader shouts. Panel 5: The leader yells, "Stop eating the primordial soup!!!" The man and woman are happily scooping and eating from a small pool of the ancient, life-giving liquid. [SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP] "Hmmm. Umami," the man comments. "Scrumptious," the woman adds.](https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/16c05973-9c86-4856-8e14-5fab2ef52665.webp?format=webp)
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Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

‘PRETTY NUTS’ (oldie from the archive)


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Just don't zoom in on his disco balls. 🤞😓🤞

‘MISSED IT’ (with ‘forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)


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'RANDOM FLUFF #19'


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Just a silly little joke that (hopefully) gets you through the day. ☺️

‘THORNY DEVIL’ (read it with an Australian accent. It’s fun.)


What do you peeps think? Should I more educational stuff? 😜

‘LONGEST TRIP’


Would a round trip be twice as long as infinite? 🤔

‘LEAVING’


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Quitting as loud as possible is also an option. 😎