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  • Damn, you got lucky... that's basically a second life. Well, all is well that ends well.

  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

  • Oh, come on, live a little 😒.

  • Well... it's OK, but the scroll features in Jerboa are kinda... choppy and not always working as they should. And about the scroll to refresh, you have to like realy pull waaaay down.

    Still, I would say the shortcut to reload the feed (whether it be long tap or double tap, whatever) is completely optional, but I would like a shortcut to at least scroll back up to the start of the feed without having to go into menus.

  • The hamburger menu is on the left, that's the three dot menu in the upper right, but thanks, that helps 😉.

  • Yeah, you're right, that is quicker 🤦 😂.

  • Did the copy dialogue ask you to ovewrite the original? If not, you're not copying it where you should be. Do a search for the dll and see where it's located, then copy/paste the cracked one there. You might also have to block the app from reaching the web either through hosts or the Windows Firewall.

  • Trust me, the guy on the left has the most important job of all - holding the truck together.

  • Yeah, I know all that, but I've just given up at this point (look my comment above as to why). I'm just too old for this back and forth bullshit till the end of time. And I don't think things are gonna change any time soon. Unless a global catastrophy plages mankind, nothing is gonna change... like an asteroid impact or something like that. People show their greatest virtues and unite only when faced with grave danger... it's just how humans are, they don't do shit about anything unless all of their friends, relatives, family are in immediate danger.

    And even if we avoid this grave danger, things will soon get back to same old, same old. A large chunk of humanity (like over 95%) needs to be wiped out in order for people to take things seriously and shift their mindsets in an entirely different direction... and even then, there is no guarantee that that will last.

  • Yeah, this thing works if everyone around you is not an asshole. It doesn't if everyone is. And even if the copycat or copykitten win in the end, the number of retries is just too tiring, so you just give up and decided to not trust anyone, thus becoming the cheater, same as everyone else.

  • The pope being there was just a coincidence.

  • It's because people usually search for that... one of the many reasons why I lost hope in the human race... people getting their kinks on other people getting beaten up or killed... I mean, it just goes to show you how worse we are even than animals.

  • What?

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  • Lol 🤣, this is so every toddler I know 🤣🤣🤣.

    And then you give them back the glasses and they go hug and make up with the doggie 🤣🤣🤣.

  • The exact reason I decided to install Viber was fast communication with everyone else (everyone uses it around here) and to caiter to the needs of my friends and relatives.

    You can't really do anything for them. It's like a drug, if they refuse to admit they're addicts, then there is nothing you can do.

    We are all addicted to something, no doubt there, whether it be cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, gambling, social networks, doesn't matter. The real test is, what will you do once that thing that you're addicted to suddenly is no more. I have done this test on myself a few times. The first is the hardest. You really have no idea what to do, even though you have like a bunch of things shelved in your head that need to be done, but you just can't stop thiking about the thing that you're deprying yourself of. The second time it's easier, the third, even easier. I'm at a point right now that I know I can quit Lemmy or the net entirely for an unlimited period of time, if I wanted to. It's just training of the mind, nothing more.

    I suggest you prepare them mentally for one of the hardest things they'll have to endure (if none of them have ever given up drugs, gambling, alcohol, cigrettes, those addictions are far worse). First leave them without FB for a week or two, let them stress it out. Afterwards, Lemmy will feel like heaven to them, lol 😂. Cuz let's face it, you can't doomscroll here, there still isn't that much content, but you can scroll for about an hour or two, no problem there.

  • ChatGPT: You're gonna die.

    Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.

  • Misanthropy just realism.

    I think this about sums it up... I'm sorry, I really am, I was such an advocate for human kind and had such hope for it, up until about 10 years ago... and then I just gave up... I mean, it can take a long time to fill a cup if you just drip in it, but eventually, it will get full 🤷.

  • Yeah... I have Viber for that. Anyone wanna contact me, they can do it via Viber. They know I don't do FB/Twitter/IG.

  • …it!

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  • It's raing shit, hallelujah