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  • Trust me, it really isn't that bad... it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn't that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I'd have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now, it's just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra's opening and the frenulum ๐Ÿ˜’.

  • So it turns out bakers were actually smart ๐Ÿ˜‚... and they probably got to live longer too ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  • Ok, ok, you're right, I won't tease you guys any more about this ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  • Hm, interesting, good to know ๐Ÿ‘.

    Have to admit though, bakers are weird ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  • That's advanced calculus, and my guess is, those notations were made up to give rise to a new field in math, which has more to do with computers than math, so I don't think that counts.

  • I think I do understand, but I'd rather embarres myself ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  • This is what I was actually trying to say, thanks for elaborating ๐Ÿ‘.

  • I meant as in real world applications, like how much math do you need to know to sort a table or search through an array.

  • Yeah, I get what you're trying to say now ๐Ÿ˜‰. Still, they're mostly used when doing algos, which in real world practical examples is almost never. We do all sorts of repetitive things, like sorting or user input blocks, but new algos is... something that you might do in NASA, CERN, Wall Street, not your every day programming job. Sure, you might optimize a thing or two here and there, but that's about it ๐Ÿคท.

  • I really have no idea, but I am curious.

    EDIT: Is it the clock? 12 hours?

  • I have to agree though that this is true. Still, it makes it more difficult if you have to work with 10s, like take a 10th of the measurement.

  • I'm not that good of a coder or mathematitian to know what that quote means ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€.

  • Nope, nothing. I use ESET Endpoint on Windows though.

  • My SO is a psychopath... our therapist confirms this.

    Well, I exaggerate, but still, she has mental issues, no doubt there.

  • Probably like an 8 or a 9... I've had my banjo string torn like twice, wasn't nearly as bad, probably like a 4 or a 5... a lot of blood, you're like "wtf happened, did I fucking murder her ๐Ÿ˜ณ", since I thought it was from the other party. But, still, it wasn't that bad, like having a minor self-circumcision.

  • Thanks, might come in handy if I ever visit Madagascar ๐Ÿ˜‰ โ˜บ๏ธ.

  • WTF, I though they were related in 10s, that's not even true ๐Ÿคฆ.

    EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they're related in 12s, like in dousens... why, WHY!

  • I remember how confused I was when I first encountered i=i+1... like, what ๐Ÿคจ? How can this be correct, this thing has to be wrong... and then you start seing the logic behind it and you're like "oooh, yeah, that seems to work... but still, this is wrong on almost every level in math"... and then you grow a bit older and realize that coding has nothing to do with math, instead it's got everything to do with problem solving. If you like to name your variables peach, grape, c*nt, you can, and if that helps you solve the problem, even better, just make it work, i.e. solve the problem ๐Ÿคท.

  • Nope, never happened to me... maybe it's because I don't have any of that stuff.