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An interview with someone who left Effective Altruism

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  • Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

    • Elsevier keeps publishing articles written by spicy autocomplete

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  • As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

    • We started a charity to alleviate wild fish suffering. We spent $30k trying to contact fish farmers via email. This didn't work, so we gave up. We consider the project a success.

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  • Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

    • We started a charity to alleviate wild fish suffering. We spent $30k trying to contact fish farmers via email. This didn't work, so we gave up. We consider the project a success.

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  • They saw it but didn't internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

    • Matt Mullenweg's face-heel turn completes: Wordpress and Tumblr text corpuses to be sold for LLM training

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  • I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I'm not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I'm not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

    • Since age 12, SBF was a dedicated utilitarian, mommy says. It's not fair to imprison him for life.

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  • it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

    • Since age 12, SBF was a dedicated utilitarian, mommy says. It's not fair to imprison him for life.

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  • don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

    • Rationalist org bets random substack poster $100K that he can't disprove their covid lab leak hypothesis, you'll never guess what happens next

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  • Like, of course they lost, mere facts are nothing when the opponent has the IQ advantage, this is how the AI demons get us.

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    • The ‘halvening’ is coming — what this means for bitcoin

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  • This is good news for Bitcoin

    • LessWrong is a machine for causing depression in its cultists

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  • Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

    • LessWrong is a machine for causing depression in its cultists

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  • It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

    • "Super-Recursive Algorithms" and other Wikipedian Weirdness

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  • Hell yeah

    • Crypto collapse: FTX is liquidating and getting an examiner, Tether’s Q4 attestation, more ETFs coming

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  • We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

    • The company behind Opera browser also runs a loan shark operation

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  • Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?

    • EAs shocked to discover how billionaires make their money

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  • Honestly I'm just going to call them all criminals

    • shocked that the Carlin "AI" special was actually just written by the asshole. Imagine being ghost writer for an AI.

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  • Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?

    • some AI jackasses decided to reanimate George Carlin’s corpse and make it say embarrassing shit

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  • I've found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

    • LessWrong: but what about some eugenics, tho?

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  • This site has had 1 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

    • but what if we deliberately built it as a cult, tho?

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  • I'm conflicted -- on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it's potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I'm torturing them either way, so...

    • Scarier than the utter extinction of humanity

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  • Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.