Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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How would you know? You're sleeping.

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Turducken would like a word.

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

Cobain's, too.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...

TAKE OFF, EH!

Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

William Shatner, is that you?

Eat them up, yum.

This whole conversation seems awfully Pez-imistic.