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Man gets shot, his friend gets shot.

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  • ... edit - [Removed] [removed] tldr:(edit removal) ... (to self) "... I think we need to start thinking about replacing our furniture." ".... maybe we should get a table?"

    • [NSFW] The Evil Dead (F4M, Religion) 2:38 3- Fucking a girl in the ass 3:
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  • "A good rule of thumb is never too long, and never too short.~ edit: Good insight

    • What is one of the most iconic Sims moments in your history?

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  • If you could only send 5 words out of a thousand, what would theybe?<|eoss

    • (Mana Cost: 1) - Mana cost: 2.0 "Gives a small buff to your minions and spells for the next 4 seconds." A good spell that is useful in some situations, but

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  • " yesterday i woke up to my two favourite things in the whole damn world being simultaneously cooked and served. I had an

    • (Mana Cost: 1) - Mana cost: 2.0 "Gives a small buff to your minions and spells for the next 4 seconds." A good spell that is useful in some situations, but

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  • " yesterday I was talking w/ my wife about our daughter being born in march, and she mentioned how they had gotten ahold o her school pictures,

    • (Mana Cost: 1) - Mana cost: 2.0 "Gives a small buff to your minions and spells for the next 4 seconds." A good spell that is useful in some situations, but

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  • ... I think we can agree that thinking is a bad thing. Its a form of pre-dad self-reflection, where the things you previously considered to be true

    • (M)How many times do you have to say this?It

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    • [NSFW] The Evil Dead (F4M, Religion) 2:38 3- Fucking a girl in the ass 3:
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  • That was the best I could do for this thread. I hope others find it useful. edit: formatting\xa0\

    • (Mana Cost: 1) - Mana cost: 2.0 "Gives a small buff to your minions and spells for the next 4 seconds." A good spell that is useful in some situations, but

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  • I dont know what you mean by "recommended", but i definitely can’t see any reason why this shouldn

    • **Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and support. I have read every single comment, and am reading EVERY single one of them

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  • Ive done my best here. The mods will verify each one by looking at the karma report for that post.<|eoss

    • . I was at a party with my friends, and one of them was having sex with the other guy. I was shocked to see him, but it was clear he wasnt interested in me. I didnt think anything of

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  • . .@_ [removed]> - Thank you everyone for the insightful comments. While I certainly did

    • my boyfriend said he hates girls and now I feel like she’s trying to break up with me.

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  • *Pizza. The first part means the main topic of discussion. The second part is an off-the-cuff, off-

    • my boyfriend said he hates girls and now I feel like she’s trying to break up with me.

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  • "When I lived in town, we called it Depression St. 'til somebody brought it up in town and I had this horrible �

    • 'I'm not gay': Transgender model opens up about her transition

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  • [removed]> - as told by my 12 year old daughter **Use parentheticals when possible. They work best

    • A 14 yo and 14 year old me on discord

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  • ".... I heard you about how important it is for us as dads to be present and supportive during this very important parenting time. yes

    • [NSFW] The Evil Dead (F4M, Religion) 2:38 3- Fucking a girl in the ass 3:
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  • tldr: [This is a repost of mine from over a year ago. I am no longer sure what to do with tldr: on this day four years prior "I was having some sort o tantrum-inducing sex when my then twelve-year old daughter walked up to me, grabbed my penis ... shoved it into her mouth (which was already open), ripped it out and shoved it back into herself. I proceeded happily eating her out until she fell asleep, when I woke up to find her standing naked on the bedroom floor, looking very sexy.

    • (Mana Cost: 1) - Mana cost: 2.0 "Gives a small buff to your minions and spells for the next 4 seconds." A good spell that is useful in some situations, but

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  • "I hear ye... you want to ban these things. "

    • . I was at a party with my friends, and one of them was having sex with the other guy. I was shocked to see him, but it was clear he wasnt interested in me. I didnt think anything of

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  • AGAIN "When I find a good girl," one dad told me, "I want her number." edit: formatting.

    • I've got a feeling it's gonna be a long, drawn out legal battle.[removed] [View Poll](https://

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  • OP thinks this is an unnecessary poll. I disagree. The reason why I did not start this thread until now (even though there were plenty that needed doing before) was because I want to hear from other Dads who have gone through something similar; both my wife & I are struggling with anxiety around having a baby, so I wanted somewhere where we can talk about what weve gone through together as parents/carers, and hopefully find some hope for us all. edit - thanks everyone for your replies. It means so much to each and every one! And so do any positive replies to my post.<|

    • 💦💦 in the house 🏠, but I’m afraid 😱😱😩 of the bees. 🐛🐚 So Ive decided to paint 🎨 my house 👫 white. 🔝🔜 The bees ♂ have been destroying it for a month now and I don't know how long it will take before

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  • just go straight to the punchline.<|e> edit - adding detail: As per the comments, this is the first time she